Oh Furk! Yaps is gonna make cucumber shit again. E-gads.
Janey says she's going to ask for wax for her bikini area. She's being very modest in how she discusses it. Not like ol' Slip and Slide Yaps.
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lily2003 |
6:29pm HT | ||
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In front of all of them, April bitches about having to go up on the mac again. Something like, "Now at least I'll be used to it." And Yells shuts her right down saying that if she is, she'd still be up there less than Janey and less than Yells.
Oh Furk! Yaps is gonna make cucumber shit again. E-gads. Janey says she's going to ask for wax for her bikini area. She's being very modest in how she discusses it. Not like ol' Slip and Slide Yaps. |
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KR |
Re: 6:32pm HT | ||
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Yep. House full of wommin. Bikini care talk.
A few moments pass.... Silence. They are just standing there. Staring. Hee. |
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Rainb0 |
Re: 6:26pm HT | ||
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April says she hopes Janey gets some bikini wax in her basket. OMG. How uncouth.
Maggie doesn't understand why Janey won't just use Nair. Janey says she's not using "that stuff on her vagina". Maggie just shaves hers, as does April. Ivette doesn't use shaving cream, as April so quickly pointed out. Ivette uses SOAP, April says incredulously. These people are just...so unbelievable. |
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shooflypie |
6:33pm HT | ||
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NEWS FLASH: April cain't b'lieve it's this far in the game.
Jeezus. This is going to be a slow week... |
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KR |
Re: 6:35pm HT | ||
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Janie leaves the room to use the restroom.
Mag: "I don't have the memory I should." Word, Hag. April: "I'm not going to be mad. If you all want to..whatever." I swear. This is the most quiet the Sith Slugs have been in weeks. Love it. |
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Rainb0 |
Re: 6:33pm HT | ||
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April just said, "As much as I know I'm staying, I still try not to let it fuck with my head, but still." Who told her she was staying??
Adding, I could be wrong about the HOH comp. next week. I'm sorry. I was under the impression that Julie said this was the LAST and most important one. |
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shooflypie |
Re: 6:35pm HT | ||
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Janey Doll walks away for a second, and immediately the Hurl Scout Troop begin talking about how angry they are that Janey won. Psychic Ivette, of course, knew that Janey was going to win that one. April claims that she had a "mental fuck" during that competition, which might sound pleasurable to some, but April gives it quite a pejorative connotation.
April is obsessed with seeing if the storage door will open, with seeing if their food supplies are being replenished. Janey hollers from out of the room, at Ivette, and asks her if she can have some of her frappucino. Ivette, of course, does not refuse Queen Janey Doll, though she is careful to ascertain that Queen Janey Doll will pay her back. |
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shooflypie |
Re: 6:40pm HT | ||
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Now Ivette is trashing the culinary choices of the Hawai'ian people. Because, you know, macadamia nuts have a lot of fat in them. And poi is disgusting.
Sigh... |
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MagpieOnMua |
6:44 pm HT | ||
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I tune in just in time to hear Yellvette announce "Hawaiians, I don't know what they're thinking about with their food". Nice one, Yells.
All four are in KT, and I was missing Howie before the show even ended tonight. Conversation is strained, though Yellvette addresses a question to Janey to break the silence. Yells is cooking chicken, while Haggie chops onions. Yaps seems to just be sitting there doing nothing. I think Janey should invite them all to sleep in the HoH room, and see who goes for it. |
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MagpieOnMua |
6:47 pm HT | ||
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Yaps says their families will be proud of them. Janey says her mom told her that she is horrible to live with, then qualifies it by saying that her mom meant it's because she is messy. Hags seems surprised that Janey's mom would say something like that to her. Chatter picks back up now, talking about being messy (or not) as kids, and childhood bikes that got stolen.
Yaps is antsy for the storage room to be restocked. What, are they out of cucumbers? Yellvette says something while she has food in her mouth, and i don't understand even one word of it. I guess it was about bikes, because that's what the others are still discussing. *wonders if Howie left a light saber for Jedi Janey* |
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eclipse muse |
No tobasco | ||
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April's upset that BB didn't restock the Tobasco sauce--which comes from the New Orleans area. Kinda freaky.
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Rainb0 |
Re: 6:47 pm HT | ||
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Talk of breaking out...April says, "I know, I look like an old wrinkley crack whore."
Word April, word. |
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cubkip |
Re: 7:00pm HT | ||
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Evil just said that she has never broken out in her life but she is all broken out now. Yaps says, "what about me? I like like an old wrinkly crack whore!" *she speaks truth for once!*
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KR |
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BB has stocked the food supply. Nachos are on the menu. Lots of small, meaningless chat. As happy as I am that Janie Doll won.....it is mighty boring in the house right now.
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lily2003 |
7p HT | ||
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Just a bit earlier, they were discussing Janey's job at the Mansion and Janey mentioned going to work in her jeans and her hair a mess and just dressing and getting made up once she's at work. She mentioned meetintgs they have before work. When Hags and Yaps kept after her all skeptical, "Meetings??", Yells jumped right in and helped Janey explain about bottles and sales. (Odd that Yells keeps conversationally supporting Janey, but has gone to stealth whisper twice when Janey's been out of earshot.)
Janey mentioned how bad the celebs are w/ tipping. Mentioning how "Puff Daddy" is the worst brought fish. Janey prefers to work upstairs where it's more laid back. |
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lily2003 |
Re: 7p HT | ||
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EEWW! they keep discussing how Yaps is gonna "spin" on FatMatt's {dick, we assume} and she "doesn't care if America knows it."
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MagpieOnMua |
7:03 pm HT | ||
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I'm tempted to repeat the line about Yaps being a wrinkly crack whore because I love it so much, but I'll refrain.
Aw, hell, Yaps is telling about all the pounding she's going to do with FatMatt when she gets out. She doesn't care what America thinks, she's "going to be all up in that shit". And now, in case I wasn't hating her enough, she's talking about the wrap party again. Now she complains about "Those bitches, asking me about smoking! I'm gonna kill those mofo's!" Put her on the mac, Janey! Nom her ass right now! And we go to FISH because Yaps disgustingly sings "Let's talk about sex". |
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lily2003 |
Re: 7p HT | ||
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Yaps just sang Salt 'n' Pepa's "Let's Talk About Sex". She says, "There's gonna be a whoooole lotta poundin' going on." Ick.
Hags is saying, "I'm sorry, Ivetta. I'm HORNY!" (B/c Yells said, "I've lost my girls.") Now Hags says (I guess for Janey's benefit), "We keep saying how we're gonna turn into lesbians." Awkward silence. "Maybe you'll (Yells) will go straight." |
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MagpieOnMua |
7:10 pm HT | ||
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The ladies talk about how horny they are, and Hags suggests they might all "turn lesbian", which brings a half-smile from Yellvette, but you know she's not amused.
Yaps can't believe how much she sucks. Oh wait, she meant how much she sucked in the HoH comp. Haggie says it's "not natural" to get all the answers right. I smell a bashing session on this topic coming up later tonight. They are talking about food they like, and Yellvette says she and Tush like Haagen Das milkshakes. Having seen Tushie tonight, and deciding she's pretty awesome, Tush talk no longer annoys me. Not to worry, Yaps is giving me plenty to be annoyed about tonight. She now shares her cucumbers with Janey. I want to see some major butt-kissing this week, because our Queen Janey deserves it. HA! Yaps just said that she makes just something quick for dinner, because "Matt's never home, really". OK, I know it's his job, but still...who could blame him? |
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shooflypie |
Re: 7:10p HT | ||
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As I wipe away the vomit (from hearing Maggie and April talk about having sex - EWWW! Brain beach! I need brain bleach!), I hear April talking, once again, about her stupid cucmbers. Grr.
Slow on the action here, folks. The girls are eating. Slurp, munch, crunch. |
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