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I love my Janey doll.

Ivy is telling the hammies about her relationship with Tushie - they are grilling her on it - when she said she loved her, when they first had sex, etc.

Instead of telling them to mind their own business, Ivy says she and Tushie had sex the first time after a week or a week and a half. ScagHag is scandalized - her eyes go up in disapproval - but Ivy say she knew Tush since she was 12 or so. Then, before Ivy can continue the story, Janey interrupts and asks ScagHag if she thinks there is something wrong with that? Janey says ScagHag is acting like she disapproves. Janey asks, has she never done that, had sex after a week? ScagHag most certainly HAS NOT, she is NOT like that, she wouldn't like that, etc.

You KNOW ScagHag is going to go off about this later when they are alone - I'm dying laughing.

Ivy finishes her story about her true love with Tushie - Janey shares info about her past relationships - says she's never had sex with someone she wasn't having a relationship with. Says two guys told her they loved her, but they were drunk - but repeated it when they were sober.

Now Ivy asks Janey if she considers Michael her boyfriend - Janey isn't sure she can call him that. Howie says let me help - you broke up with your other boyfriend on national television, now Michael is your boyfriend. Janey is making herself look pretty bad in these bitches eyes, and I know she doesn't care, but I wish she'd stop. For her sake. Cause the Sitches are going to have a bitchfest later.

During convo, Janey accidently knocks something of Scaggie's on the floor - the Hag asks, "Did you just knock my stuff on the floor??" Janey says, in her chipper voice, "oh sorry!" And picks it up.

Now Janey keeps sharing about her ex - how she procrastinated breaking up with him, how he annoyed her, he was kind of wimpy. Etc. Ivy keeps grilling her about Michael, trying to give her a head's up that she wants to make sure he's not controlling.

Howie in Bathroom with Sith - talk of BJen. At this point ScagHag says, with that look on her face, "BJen was the prettiest girl in the house - she had natural beauty - by far the prettiest one."

Howie agrees. ScagHag give "the look" again (you know the one, the smug santimonious one). And I vomit. Then Ape says that Michael totally went for her at first. ScagHag smiles with great joy - too bad Janey was nowhere near.

Then Janey, the ACTUAL prettiest one in the house, comes in BR, and is thinking of changing her clothes again. She and Ivy chat like old friends. Ape picks her nose, really goes for it, on close up, in the mirror. Then Ape asks Janey if she can borrow her lotion. Selfish bitch that Janey is, she says sure.

ETA: I think ScagHag must the Norm Crosby of BB6 - remember he used to use the wrong words for things. This afternoon the brilliant and educated Nurse Haggette has said that BJen had an asphyxiation with boobies (actually, I thot she had a FIXATION with male genitalia) and in the last few moments she told Ivy that she looked volumptious. Good grief.

Skippy LURVS Janey - three cams are on her alone in GR, reclining on bed, looking pretty and probably gearing up for comp. ONE camera is on Sith and Howie in BR. If someone can screencap (not me!) it makes a nice pic. Pervy Cam 3 keeps doing close ups on her.

Sith talk of Ape looking better with more meat on her - ScagHag says she was too skinny when she came in house - Ape says she couldn't help being so thin - ScagHag the sensitive says she hopes Ape never looks like that again.

Nice.

Now ScagHag tells her she looks sexy. ScagHag is freakin me out. I wonder if David is really a butch woman named Deanne or something .... now she tells Ivy AND Ape how sexy they look. They do not reciprocate the compliment.