
Bio.
Jennifer is a 27-year-old Arena Football League Dancer from Plano, TX. She is a fan of the Dallas Desperados, whom I can only assume are responsible for the snazzy job title she's sporting.
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![]() Bio. Jennifer is a 27-year-old Arena Football League Dancer from Plano, TX. She is a fan of the Dallas Desperados, whom I can only assume are responsible for the snazzy job title she's sporting. |
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Here is Jennifer's Bio from Dallas Desperado website:
Jennifer Vasquez Rookie, Jennifer Vasquez was born in Houston, Texas and was raised in Plano, Texas. She graduated from Plano Senior High School and attended Baylor University in Waco, Texas where she earned a B.S. in Education (Interdisciplinary Studies). She's currently earning her Master's degree in counseling and psychology and aspires to be an elementary school counselor. She works as a substitute teacher in PISD. As a Desperados Dancer, Jennifer has had the opportunity to meet and perform for Wade Robson of MTV. She has also been honored to represent the Dallas Desperados organization as one of the Miller Lite promotional spokesmodels for the season. She's also been a featured Desperados Dancer on Telemundo. Jennifer enjoys arts & crafts and is a certified art teacher for elementary schools. She also loves traveling. "Being a Dallas Desperados Dancer has been the best experience of my life. I've had the opportunity to do things I would've never been able to do without being a part of this great team. The best part about the year so far is performing at the home games. Desperados games are by far the most exciting I've been to yet. The energy coming from the crowd is such a rush for the players as well as for the Dancers. Most of all, I enjoy working and dancing with such an amazing group of talented women in such a prestigious organization." www.dallasdesperados.com/...asquez.cfm |
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ladyjane |
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wheres the part about "World Peace" she is trying to achieve by her dancing? I normally love a fellow Texan, but her???, meh. dont like her.
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Doom Song |
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While I applaud her for using the word "prestigious," I have to question her understanding of it. She does realize it's arena football, right?
(So many other things... so many other cast members. I'm just so filled with sarcasm and contempt and happiness!) |
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copssister |
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c'mon - are we all just going to ignore the fact that she's wearing a RHINESTONE/SEQUIN top in her glamour shot? What's next, body glitter????
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Doogie2K |
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She's lucky she's got looks, because I'm kinda meh otherwise. I mean, AFL cheerleader? Does that mean she wasn't good enough for the Cowboys? And Dr. Pepper? Topher Grace?
She'd better do a lot of sunbathing, or else! |
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MrsGryn |
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Naked by the end of the first day. Also, first to claim she was so drunk, she doesn't remember climbing into bed with ________ (fill in the blank).
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opheliagh |
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I think she's gonna go the "sweetheart" route. Cutesy with the boys, best friendy with the girls.
Then she'll pout and cry when the girls are mean to her and all the boys will tell her they're just jealous and she'll be all, "why do girls always hate me?!" |
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Kyara Tay |
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She only likes Eva Longoria because she secretly thinks she looks like her. Boring.
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lifeonhold |
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Quote: I was thinking the same thing. My guess, she will try to emulate Lisa. |
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veefs |
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She reminds me of Merrin Dungey a lot.
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raptorgirl75 |
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She really does. Veefs, are those Bradley (YumYum) Cooper and Michael Vartan in your avatar? I've been squinting lots to make it so, and your Merrin comment sealed the deal.
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veefs |
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Yep that's BC and Vartan. Aka my boyfriends. I'm a huge Alias fan. Which is probably why when I first saw Jennifer, my first thought was "FRANCIE!"
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strawberry truck |
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Yet another woman with a long neck! What is it with the long necks this year? At least this one has the sense to cover up her neck with her luxurious mane of hair.
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DebB |
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I picture the "arena football league dancer" winding up with the dork who wants to be a weatherman. Also, she is an idiot. Proof: no one who is serious about working with kids in a professional capacity would touch this show with a ten-foot pole. Yeah, I remember the other idiot, the guy who never washed his hands. I bet he's still living that down. From her video, I'm guessing this woman will play this game a lot more aggressively than he did.
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She's odd. It's like she might ALMOST be annoying, but, ultimately, she's not interesting enough to irritate. I think, personally, that she's painfully aware of the cameras and is trying to fade into the background. I don't really know that she's going to be good at fading into the background, though.
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buffyvol |
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Rachel needs to let it go! The poor girl had to poop and didn't want it broadcast all over the internet. Although, the "Mary ann" hair is starting to bug. I hope she doesn't have a gingham, tied under the breasts shirt.
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Highwaygirl98 |
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This girl is the biggest non-entity I've ever seen on this show.
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TVJunkie24x7 |
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She's like wallpaper, isn't she?
"Oh, look at the pretty wallpaper. So, Eric, what's for dinner?" |
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TVJunkie24x7 |
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Um. Yeah. Cut from the same cloth as April, only a lot more needy. Jennifer seems to need constant attention and reinforcement. Thanks, but no thanks.
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Highwaygirl98 |
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To quote Gertrude Stein: "There is no there, there."
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