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 raptorgirl75 |
Ivette: DYKWIS? |
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Posts: 1827 (06/29/05 06:20:45) Head of Household |
 Bio. Ivette is a 25-year-old single waitress from Miami Beach, FL. I'm trying to find something mean to say about her, but there is sadly nothing hatable in her profile. I'm sure y'all will come up with something to make up for this shortcoming of mine. ETA - It's no wonder I couldn't find anything mean to say, as Ivette is a rather brilliant saint. According to this site, she is a scholarship winner, who works as a waitress in order to help support her family. |
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Ellecious |
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Posts: 104 (06/29/05 08:18:05) Swedish Mafia |
I think she's a closet lesbian.
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ladyjane |
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Posts: 429 (06/29/05 08:33:02) Texaslut |
Perhaps Ivette and Jennifer are related? Perhaps she harbors secret hate for the older sister who shakes her bootie for a living, and is compelled to prettend to be extra saintly and support the family?
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Doom Song |
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Posts: 335 (06/29/05 09:40:33) Power of Veto |
She spells her name Ivette instead of Yvette. That's kind of hatable, although more directed at her parents, Jhawne and Mayrree.
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copssister |
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Posts: 536 (06/29/05 09:54:21) Assume the Position |
Does anyone else see a faint resemblance to BB4 Buzzard Crotch?
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GreenTuna |
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Posts: 1520 (06/29/05 10:01:54) Volcano |
Quote:Or BB3 Chiwhorra? |
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Ellecious |
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Posts: 104 (06/29/05 10:05:05) Swedish Mafia |
I see her as a mutation between those two. Scary.
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Doogie2K |
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Posts: 172 (06/29/05 10:38:13) Elitist Prick |
I hate being the last one to these threads. All the good observations (BC's hot, not-assy, possibly-lesbian cousin) are taken.
What's Orangina? (yeah, scraping the bottom of the barrel fast here) |
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Bretley |
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Posts: 9 (06/29/05 12:51:56) |
It's a carbonated orange drink. It's delish - she gets points for choosing that. And additional points for not looking like a damn slut like all the other female hammies I've seen so far.
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MrsGryn |
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Posts: 1116 (06/29/05 12:58:10) 254 counties in Texas |
Well, let's examine the evidence. She likes "The L Word", "Will & Grace", Angelina Jolie and riding bikes. Yepper, she's a lesbian.
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Bretley |
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Posts: 9 (06/29/05 13:04:04) |
Riding bikes. Ha!
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opheliagh |
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Posts: 179 (06/29/05 14:19:21) Skippy |
I got the lesbian vibe too.
She seems okay so far. Will withhold judgement until the show. |
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Highwaygirl98 |
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Posts: 3228 (06/29/05 15:18:08) Head of Household |
She's Mary Magdalene. And Beau is Jesus.
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Kyara Tay |
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Posts: 377 (06/29/05 16:54:27) Buxom One |
Oh that's too weird. She really does look like the love child of BB4's Buzzard Crotch and BB3's ChiWhora. I think my head just exploded.
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Sardonic |
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Posts: 560 (06/29/05 21:36:19) Piedmont |
Quote: Yeah, that pretty much covers all I have to say. |
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copssister |
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Posts: 536 (06/30/05 02:47:37) Assume the Position |
We may have our first confirmed lesbian. Her favorites seem to tie pretty well to the BB bio.
Bring on the alcohol, because I would really like to know the story behind this - Quote: |
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buffyvol |
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Posts: 845 (06/30/05 05:27:02) Motocross Slut |
Quote: Well, she only wants him to have hollow eyes during the day, so she's not an Angry Lesbian, she's just kind of a Miffed Lesbian. I shall call her Muffy. |
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copssister |
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Posts: 536 (06/30/05 05:55:03) Assume the Position |
Quote: Brilliant !!! |
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sheri2271 |
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Posts: 62 (06/30/05 07:12:28) |
Now correct me if Im wrong but would this not be our first lesbo? Not that there is anything wrong with it.
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Doogie2K |
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Posts: 172 (06/30/05 07:59:22) Elitist Prick |
And it's about time, too. Why is it the gay boys get all the attention?
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lifeonhold |
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Posts: 764 (06/30/05 19:54:35) King Kaysar |
Quote: Bwah! Yes! |
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