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archer	Un-paranoia	#41	[-]
Posts: 121 (09/14/04 19:34:45) Six Fingered More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	She is such an unholy bitch... Acknowledging that "that was CT's game"...(Uh...whatever...) she goes on to say that BB better have a game that's geared to her interests against CT...Drewtard suggests "Cheerleading"...he does have some sense of humor after all...now she tells Dr that "we'll see who wins once you and I are standing against each other in front of the jury"...she tells him that the votes would probably be 4-3 in her favor...excellent motivation for Dr to take her to the final...Dr is promising that he will take Die-an to F2 and tell CT that he 'can't pick him' because he would automatically lose to CT (america's favorite retart)...Die-an going on that she's going to hell because she'll be the one to break a promise and send Cowtard home...Uh, I think that there's probably a million other more important reasons why she belongs in hell...now she's ennumerating the reasons that she is "pissed awf"...lovely
eclipse muse	Drewpy and Di cuddle in the LR	#42	[-]
Posts: 276 (09/14/04 19:35:28) Hardly More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	* shady, what plan change? What'd I miss?! * How can the Tard doubt these two are watching each other's backs!?! It boggles the mind! Diane says Cowtard backed him into a corner and forced her to lie. Horrible! He's going to hate her when this is over. "You promise you're not going to pick him over me?" Di asks Drew. "What are you going to say to him?" He says everyone in the jury will understand when he explains that he picked her for a better chance at winning. She says he was worried about his image earlier. She wonders why not now. He says he'll admit it on national TV, he made some people mad. But it's a game. Di says he'll have his vote when he leaves. "I don't want America to think I'm a bitch." (Oh, gee, that'll never happen, Di. Rest easy.) She says could be going home again this week if he wins HOH. She's pissed at herself for falling off the post so fast. Pissed off cuz she needs to see the dermatologist. Pissed off cuz her bag's packed. But she says it all without much anger. Cowtard returns from the DR. Di says she didn't want to laugh when Cowtard fell off, but sure felt like it!
shadylady98926	Re: 8:11 pm HT	#43	[-]
Posts: 1311 (09/14/04 19:35:43) BitterNak More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Drew promising liarcakes that he will take her over CowTard to the final two. Telling her that God won't send her to hell for making her strategic decisions. Justifying his decisions now, saying that the jury will understand why he chose Di over CB for strategic reasons at the end. Diane catches his meaning, and doesn't really appreciate it. Diane doesn't want America to think she is a bitch. Um, way tooooooo late Diane! Drew shutting her down......SL loving it. He tells her to quit going round and round, or.... "you can keep talking! I don't care!" HeeeHeee... Diane pissed off..... because her left leg got shook off, cuz she needs to see the dermatologist, cuz all her shit is packed. Diane, keep it packed. Tard out of the DR, someone else should be going in soon.
archer	Paranoia revisited	#44	[-]
Posts: 121 (09/14/04 19:39:45) Six Fingered More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Die-an immediately goes into DR and is heard saying 'not cowboy'...and seconds later Dr is telling CT that the plan is totally working out with him and CT...I think Dr is turning out to be the ultimate player and is totally playing them both equally and amazingly hard...
eclipse muse	Cowtard "cements" his F2 alliance with Drewpy	#45	[-]
Posts: 276 (09/14/04 19:40:40) Hardly More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Now that Di's been called into the DR, Drew is playing the other side. Cowtard 'pologizes for blowing it, and says he thinks they (he and Drew) can win over Di t'morrow. Cowtard is trying to psycho-analyze Diane! He says he thinks she'll "fell" bad and not really try tomorrow. Uh, Cowtard, this IS Diane we're talking about, scrappy, bitchy, Diane. "Two horsemen in the F2," Cowtard says. "I feel it, baby," Drew says. "That would be amazing!" Tard is talking about--get this, it's a FIRST!--himself. How he's not upset. He maht be if she wun. But he's OK. Drew is now feeding off of Cowtard's brain, what there is of it. Cowtard is reciting who has won HOH in which order. Drew is listening closely, and now reciting them back. Cowtard tells Drew to get a good night's sleep, not worry about it. Then he realizes it doesn't matter to Drew, since he's not competing! Durh. Cowboy's massive brain at work.
shadylady98926	Re: 8:11 pm HT	#46	[-]
Posts: 1311 (09/14/04 19:42:00) BitterNak More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Diane in the DR, so CB and Drew conspiring.... CB happy that Drew won, "hey Dude, it's going like we planned!" Drew tells CB that Diane is not quite right in the head, makes his finger do the little squirrely thing by the side of his head while rolling his eyes. CB going through the jury, too quick for me to keep up. Damn! I knew the Tard was catchy! Cocky! Them Boyz am Cocky! The two horses asses!
eclipse muse	Re: 8:11 pm HT	#47	[-]
Posts: 276 (09/14/04 19:43:16) Hardly More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	BWAH!! Cowtard says it was a hard decision today. Drew says, "You made the right decision, thank God." Then quickly corrects it to "Good job." BWAH!!!
eclipse muse	Re: 8:11 pm HT	#48	[-]
Posts: 276 (09/14/04 19:46:22) Hardly More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Cowtard says to Drew that both of them are going to be bullshitting to take her to the Final 2 if they win. Drew says he knows. I can't wait to see Cowtard's expression when he realizes he's been had. He deserves it, too. Liar. Drew says he should have told him not to do that with her hair. Because the Tard needs to be told what to do, you know. Drew says Diane will "feel like shit" if she beats Cowtard tomorrow, because of guilt, you know, for causing the Tard to lose tonight when he played with her hair. Uh, I really don't think that's an issue, Drew. But he's good at painting a different Diane for Cowtard than really exists--Diane, Cowtard's Friend.
shadylady98926	Re: 8:11 pm HT	#49	[-]
Posts: 1311 (09/14/04 19:53:11) BitterNak More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	eclipse *Quote:* I can't wait to see Cowtard's expression when he realizes he's been had. He deserves it, too. Liar. Or Dianes expression when she realizes SHE"S been had! Either way, "it's all good", as bitterNak would say. I am starting to grudgingly give Drewpy credit for being a good player underneath his ball-less exterior. If Tard wins this, I am going over the Grand Canyon. I swear I will. What is Drew gonna do with the money? CB asks him. What is Drews answer? Dude Ranch! Huh? I must be confused. That is Tards dream.
gianabella	Cowbonics	#50	[-]
Posts: 186 (09/14/04 19:53:34) Dr. Evil More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Thanks to all the recappers tonight -- I'm listening while catching up on some work (ugh) stuff so I haven't had a chance to help document these backstabbing dickwads. However, I feel compelled to note one thing. CB tells Drew that it's a "poss-bil-tee" that HOH Part 2 will separate the contestants for the comp. Please note for the record that every single time CB says "poss-bil-tee" I want to stab him in the eye with a heated fireplace poker and then beat him senseless over the head with the thing. To a bloody pulp. CB you fucking ignoramus -- the word possibility has 5 syllables. And for the record, that's syl-la-bles, not sil-bles. Arrrrrrrgh! I HATE him. Edited to include more violence.
archer	Tard needs to go home	#51	[-]
Posts: 121 (09/14/04 20:05:42) Six Fingered More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Even though Die-an is a royal bitch, she did outplay the 'Tard...CT voted out the only reason that he was on the show in the first place...and he'll go home with about 10G, which is probably about a half year's salary of a security guard in Oklahoma...so he's ahead of the game after only three months of 'work'...Die-an should get the 50G, but she'd probably wind up blowing it on cheap booze, DUI's and cars that get quickly totalled by the aforementioned cheap booze within a few months anyway... To recap: Die-an is saying Nik is probably so happy that she's out of the house, because she was saying that she wanted to go...stupid selfish bitch...Now CT is tellin Die-an that Di has been so honest with him these last few weeks that she needed to be rewarded by getting selected this week...I can't wait to see the look on his retarded mug when either Dr or Di bounce the 'Tard right out on his ass
archer	Re: Tard needs to go home	#52	[-]
Posts: 121 (09/14/04 20:10:52) Six Fingered More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Di is unpacking her shit and finds that Dr snuck a shirt in there that "smells like him"...CT says "Ah hope thayut thayuts nawt goin ta affek yur disishun"
starrdog	Re: Tard needs to go home	#53	[-]
Posts: 107 (09/14/04 20:27:34) POD More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	my feeds were frozen but the audio was working, and every time I looked over, Tard was in the same tard position playing cards--I didn't even think twice about it, just figured he was really thinkin'. What the hell is Diane boiling in that pot? I hope to god it's not underwear. She was stirring it with a fork. Lockdown is over, and there's something "fun" in the BY. Of course the feed's stuck again
starrdog	what is she doing?!	#54	[-]
Posts: 107 (09/14/04 20:32:24) POD More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Quad feeds working. F4 is just the pot, on a super-orange hot electric burner, with a blue article of clothing boiling away and occasionally being stirred by Lie-ane. Boys are in BY playing makeshift ping pong on some kind of stage. I miss Nak already.
shadylady98926	10:20 Hell Time	#55	[-]
Posts: 1311 (09/14/04 21:22:13) BitterNak More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So Diane is in the bathroom, wash wash washing her face, preparing the surface for tomorrows spackling project. The Boyz are contemplating the memory wall.....crazy that we were all in here at the same time says Drew... CB wonders if he got his chips.....what chips I say? I just finished watching the show, and got hooked into the Amaz Race. OOPS, gotta go.....
starrdog	10;20 HT	#56	[-]
Posts: 107 (09/14/04 21:25:23) POD More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sheesh, it's gonna be a long week. THey played makeshift ping pong for a while, Diane washed her face, CB wished for chips, and Drew stared at the wall. Now they're getting ready for bed and are going to play cards. CB's totallly eating food (on a plate, not just snakcing) in the freaking bathroom. While drew's brushing his teeth and hacking up whatever's deep in his gullet. This may be the grossest scene I've witnessed yet!! With that great sight, i'm off to bed....
gianabella	10:52 PM HT	#57	[-]
Posts: 186 (09/14/04 21:53:39) Dr. Evil More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ok, now CB trying to teach Di and Drew a new card game. This is all I got: Moreless. No I'm sayun'? Rayaht! Drew and Diane don't get it. Me neither. Edited to ask if anyone else but me has noticed that when CB stops speaking, he actually looks like someone that has just gotten hit over the head and is disoriented. No lie, not even joking. What's up with that? Is that a result of his supposed childhood head injury?
gianabella	10:59 PM HT	#58	[-]
Posts: 186 (09/14/04 21:59:24) Dr. Evil More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Now CB realizes that even he doesn't understand the card game he is teaching and has gotten the rules wrong. Thanks CB for answering my question about the head injury.
gianabella	11:02 PM HT	#59	[-]
Posts: 186 (09/14/04 22:04:05) Dr. Evil More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Diane is now asking questions which is confusing CB even more. This is really a riot. D: So if I have 9 cards, I can put down 7? CB: Moreless. Yes, moreless you could. D: I can put all 7 down right now, discard and then have 1 card left? CB: Moreless. Poss-bil-tee. Now Diane asks a few more questions before she proclaims "This game sucks." Yes, Diane. Moreless.
gianabella	11:07 PM HT	#60	[-]
Posts: 186 (09/14/04 22:10:36) Dr. Evil More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	CB: Drew, you understand it? Dr: Yeah, kinda. But it's confusing. You think they'd give us rules for all different kinds of cards games. CB: Sorry I'm not 100 percent. CB: I lahk it. Me an' Adria & Natalie would be all in here playin' while y'all was out on the fire. Dr: Can you lay more than 7 cards down at a time? CB: Yes, you MAY (with emphasis.) That would be yur strat-gee. Edited to ask if anyone recognizes this 7-card laydown game? All I can get is that the cards laid down need to be in suit order? Moreless.

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