Bye, stupid Bint!
LF Week 8: 08/27/04-09/02/04 HOH: Marvin
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 raptorgirl75 |
LF Week 8: 08/27/04-09/02/04 HOH: Marvin |
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Posts: 1827 (08/26/04 16:52:38) Head of Household |
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TracyCee |
Re: LF Week 8: 08/27/04-09/02/04 HoH: Marvin | ||
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Posts: 70 (08/26/04 17:05:19) Hardly |
We're BAAACK. So, Marv's the HOH, huh? Adria and Michael are still there (hint, hint). Adria saying to Nak in the kitchen that she'd like BB to leave the putting game in the BY for awhile. She's not crying, how 'bout that? From their highly boring convo, it seems nothing much too exciting happened during the show. Nastalie didn't go postal, unfortunately.
Michael whines that he choked up playing the golf game (What a SURRRPIZZE!). Diane says he did fine, it's all luck. Diane tells the others that she overheard Julie say who was evicted when she was in the ?? (not sure where). And, we got immediately to FISH. |
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SlaeSlae |
6:02 HT | ||
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Posts: 903 (08/26/04 17:05:27) My WORD is BROKEN! |
Cowtard unpacks his bags in the lodge and Drew & Nak play on the golf course.
Cowtard talks of how he "choked up" on the course when he needed to. Uh, that doesn't make sense. But then again, it's Cowtard. I don't feel like eating rehashbrowns right now, so I'm outta here. Diane tells MFM "you guys wanna know something? I heard Julie say who was evicted when i was in the DR." then, fish. |
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shooflypie |
6:06pm, Hammah Time! | ||
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 17:10:20) ItsOnica |
This is so great. The hydra loses a head. Bwahahaha!
Diane and Marvin talking in the kitchen on one. Oh, and Karen. Karen marvelling that she and Marvin were the only ones who hadn't had HOH yet (she forgets Cowshit. Who wouldn't, given the opportunity). Diane helpfully points out that Jun from last season never had HOH and she won the game. Oh, says Karen. Like she doesn't know. Now these hammahs are discussing Marvin's possible music selections as HOH. Di thinks he will get Beyonce. MFM don't want no Beyonce! Drew and Nak enter. Everyone is talking about their performances - or lack thereof - in the HOH game. Diane wants to know how one makes tartar sauce. Real is freezing a lot. Posting and reloading! |
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shooflypie |
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 17:15:07) ItsOnica |
Diane is making tartar sauce in the kitchen on one. And two. Karen seems to be drifting towards the lonely Borg, commiserating with her on the porch on three and four. This looks interesting. I swoop in, for the kill, on feed four.
Gaah! Crying child! BRB! |
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JanelleXP |
Re: 6:06pm, Hammah Time! | ||
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Posts: 159 (08/26/04 17:25:20) |
After a week of mourning, the sight of the lovely Will on the live show today has given me the strength to make a brief return to recapping, if only out of sheer curiosity as to what the fuck Marv will do.
Right now I've got a slideshow in the backyard where Marv is playing on the HoH golf course with Adria and Cowboy. C'mon, Marv, what better sign do you need? No apparant talk of strategy here, so I switch to feed 1, where Karen, Diane, and Drew are in the kitchen. Karen's already changed into a USA shirt and her everpresent tan short shorts. I wonder if those things will end up on a grill at the end the season. Talking about someone making promises to Scott, catching the tail end of the conversation. Nik's there now, at least I hear her voice, because I still have a slideshow going. All joking about saying their goodbyes, none of them sure what Marvin's going to do. I can see now that it's just Diane and Karen, Karen just went outside. Diane's trying to reason out who would Marvin put up. Going over his last nomination, remembers that his reasons for putting up Lori and Holly previously were personal. Figures that Marvin wants to do the most damage next week. Diane thinks that Adria and Marvin on the block would be fucking great. Me and you both, sister. Nik doesn't think it'll happen, because she thinks there's something going on between A and Marvin. Diane's worried that he'll put up her and Drew, Nik thinks that if he wants to do damage, he might put up herself and Diane just from observing that they are friends. |
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shooflypie |
6:20pm HT | ||
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 17:26:03) ItsOnica |
I never got to see what was on F4 in the previous post; feed had changed by the time I got back from being Mommy. Look! The Hammies moved while I was gone! Shapiro musta poked 'em!
Now Karen and Drew and Diane are in the kitchen cooking and eating. They begin to talk about how incredibly LOOOONG and OBNOXIOUS both Cowtard and Natalie's farewell speeches were: Karen is saying that she could hear the Chenbot trying to cut both of 'em off at various points. I get fish audio. While listening to tiny bubbles in the tank, I wonder why Chenbot bothered being polite about it. If I had her job, I'd get a big hook, for just that circumstance. Or, better yet, a gong. My audio of the kitchen comes back, but my video is really wonky tonight. Everyone in the kitchen thinks they are next up. Diane, Nakomis, Karen, etc. Di: Marvin's smart. What can he do to do the most damage? Nik: Is that my soda? These two girls are running over the noms that Marvin previously made. They know he makes personal decisions. Diane wants him to put up CB. Nak says she is afraid him (MFM) and Adria have something. Di is afraid he'll put up her and Drew. Yeah, if he has a BRAIN he'll put up you and Drew, Diane. Diane opines that tomorrow will be an interesting day, as I switch feeds and post. |
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JanelleXP |
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Posts: 159 (08/26/04 17:29:21) |
Nik and Diane, KT. Diane's still worrying over having her and Drew put up. Honestly, the thought of Drew on the block...doesn't upset me. Diane knows that if she and Drew go up, then it'll be a tie, with Marv being the deciding vote. I pause to wonder why I'm not upset at the fact that Diane's a two-faced bitch. I guess it's because I doubt she's lying to herself about it the way the Nadria did, so she's cool with me, in all her trashy glory.
Nik worries that mentally, she may not have the strength to go on too much longer. Don't say that, fraggle-chick of mine! Diane thinks that it might turn out ok for them. Let Marvin do his damage, then put him up next week. Cold, but smart. BB: Drew, please exchange your microphone. |
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shooflypie |
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 17:34:44) ItsOnica |
I see Nak and Di in the kitchen. I see Adria's "I'm nice again now that my Evil Twin is gone" face in the BY, rooting on MFM as he milks the last drops of enjoyment out of the golf setup. I can see Drew eating on the sidelines and watching. Cowpie is conspicuous by his absence.
Where, O where has that Cowpoke tard gone, O where, O where can he be? He's crying his eyes out as he sits on the john, thinking, "No letter from Chason for me". I can hear Cowbonics in the background. He's talking to Marvin and Drew, who are now in the storage room. He hangs aimlessly in the doorway, saying too much and nothing, as he is wont to do. Marvin offers to cook him a burger. "Yayeh, Ah maht lahk a burgar..." MFM is excited b/c he thinks they're ramping up the HOH perks week-by-week; he can't wait to see his room. He's a strait-up fambly dood, he says. They mean the world to him. I predict that Cowshit will start whining about missing home any minute now... This feed degenerates as MFM and Cowpuke move into and start using the kitchen. Posting.... |
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JanelleXP |
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Posts: 159 (08/26/04 17:35:55) |
After taking a brief break, I'm back in the kitchen on Feed 3 with MFMarvin and Cowboy. Discussing America's choice, how each wants to hear from their family. Cowboy's now going on about the HoH. I pause to remember the shudder that wracked my body at the thought of Cowshit actually winning HoH.
MFMarvin thinks they do a good job spreading out the types of competitions. Says it's obvious that some are geared towards the "chick". Says he figured out the secret of it during practice, was only worried about the guys during the competition. Glad he finally didn't look like an idiot on TV. Marv, let me tell ya, you're not the one who has to be concerned with their TV image, m'kay? Now I got fish, so I'm posting. |
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overgme |
6:31 HT | ||
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Posts: 1541 (08/26/04 17:36:43) Power of Veto |
Tonight, for your amusement, I dance.
You know who I never recap? Karen. That's who. But she is in the middle of hot, pie-making, action with Adria. Whoa. Feels weird to know which twin I'm recapping about. Karen tells me the key to jiggly key lime pie is apparently a little lemon juice. The key to a jiggly me is lots and lots of booze. *gets jiggly wid it* The fish swim, discussing whatever it is fish discuss when they swim. |
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emmaRI |
Re: 6:06pm, Hammah Time! | ||
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Posts: 251 (08/26/04 17:38:58) ItsOnica |
Borg queen is attempting to assimilate Karen in the BY. They're discussing how disgusting those pies were that they had to eat. Switching to MFM & CB in the kitchen.
MFM rehashing the golf game. CB is 0'fer, he points out. MFM saying that the key was not to worry about how the other person was doing. MFM thinks that a lot of the competitions were geared towards the girls winning, but Adria had a good chance at that one bc she was practicing all night like MFM did. FISH... Back to Karen babbling about a luxury competition in the BY. MFM talking about how food competition used to be fun, but now you end up hating people 'cause they dropped a piece of damn lettuce. You end up eating pbj & hot water. Drew's making hamburger. Karen's talking about them taking away some competition. Maybe food? Yes, I think that's what they're saying. No food competition this week. |
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JanelleXP |
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Posts: 159 (08/26/04 17:43:43) |
Adria and Cowshit in the Wood room, talking about the HoH. Adria mentions that Karen's went in almost right after Marvin's, so it would have been either Karen or Marvin. Cowshit moaning about how he almost won. But you didn't so suck it! Hahahaha!
Adria's got this big, fake, desperate smile on her face the whole time that fades as soon as Cowshit exits. I'm enjoying this. |
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emmaRI |
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Posts: 251 (08/26/04 17:44:25) ItsOnica |
MFM giving them instructions on what CD he wants from his CD case. He needs music to pep him up.
The feed switches to A searching for her chapstick. She thinks two of two accidently stole it. CB comes in to tell Borg one that he wanted her to win HOH. "It's all good." CB apologizes for losing. "Please still be my queen and assimilate me." Okay, maybe not that last part. I'm so looking forward to seeing CB kiss Marvin's ass once he realizes that A has lost her power. He'll be all about the Santa Monica Van Boys then... |
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shooflypie |
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 17:57:08) ItsOnica |
I look on helplessly as the Nadrium feasts on Marvin's life force. I realize that it needed more blood, human blood, to sustain its devilish disguise as a snouty, sanctimonious softball queen. Marvin's lifeless body lies crumpled against the Nadrium's hide, all two-hundred pounds of love-muscle tossed down like so much used Kleenex as it sups on his flesh.
The Nadrium has inserted an industrial-sized straw into Marvin's cranium and is slurping up his essence, his soul, even as I type. Fish. No, I made that shit up. Hammies making meaningless smalltalk on all feeds. They all look pretty freakin' happy to me. No Natzilla = Happy Hammies. Loath as I am to allow them a moment's pleasure, I am so glad that toe-rag bint is history.... Bye, One of Two! Have fun in sequester! Bwahahahaa.... |
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freshandclean |
7:02pm HT | ||
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Posts: 155 (08/26/04 18:05:13) Skippy |
Adria is now crying to Drew in the Cloud Room. She's stroking his ego saying how great he is even if he voted against Nat. Drew is ratting out Diane again saying that he asked her and he got the feeling that the house wanted Nat out and he went with it. More babble about how they play the best they know how.Adria likes to be real and she gives Drew props cause he's real too. They hug. I barf.
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freshandclean |
7:18pm HT | ||
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Posts: 155 (08/26/04 18:19:28) Skippy |
Whoops. Diane, Drew and Marvin talking. Diane says she'll be okay if she goes on the block. Marvin says "Well, you know. We're all friends still." That probably means Diane is going on the block. If he doesn't answer a question, that means you should be worried. She says she'll take it like a woman. Adria comes in and I go away.
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lifeonhold |
Dumb Drew | ||
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Posts: 764 (08/26/04 18:20:34) King Kaysar |
Haha, Di, Dr & MFM are in the LR and Diane rehashes how she overheard Julie tell the TV audiance after Diane voted that Natalie has been voted out of the house.
She says to Drew that his vote didn't matter. (He voted after her.) Drew goes, 'it didn't? damn!' Dumbass! You heard the vote total! Diane says she gets afraid when you really want someone out. Like with Jase. Drew once again is waaaay behind conceptualizing this simple conversation, and for a moment wonders, 'is Jase???' Dumbass. You can leave ANY time. |
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shooflypie |
7:15pm HT | ||
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Posts: 213 (08/26/04 18:20:52) ItsOnica |
Diane on the couch in the LR, relating to MFM and Bambi that she heard the Chenbot addressing the TV audience after her vote, saying that Natzilla was evicted. Drew is perturbed that his vote didn't even count. Presumably he's wishing he HAD voted for Natalie, so that he could keep sucking up to Adria and preserve that alliance.
Diane is making jokes about who Marvin will put up on the block. She includes herself and Drew and is met by a massive black wall of silence. Have I mentioned lately that I like Marvin immensely? Diane says, "S'ok, MFM. I'll take it like a woman." I like her, too. Dammit! I don't like to like the Hammies! Die, Hammies, Die! Bring the pain! Marvin's computer crashed. He's explaining the scintillating details of the problems to the Alien Man-Lizard, Drew, and Diane. Abovementioned hammies are jonesing for alcohol in a big way. They are not alone. Cabanaboy! Bring me a cocktail! Nakomis's shoulder-meat hurts. Bambi is called into the headlights (the DR). |
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gunshyne |
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Posts: 426 (08/26/04 18:21:18) Nakomis |
We have fish and Drew Di And Marvin in LR.Talking about Jase.During Cowtards speech did anyone else notice that he never mentioned finding his Dad or anything about Nak.Even if he is pissy about being on the block.All that shit about finding friends and nothing about family.I bet Nak's dad is hoping he forgot.And he won't have to meet his retarded illegitimate son.
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fantasyheather |
Cowtard's sleepiness | ||
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Posts: 14 (08/26/04 18:34:31) |
This is my first so go easy on me. Just bought the feeds today, too.
Cowtard just mentioned that he has sleep apnea. Might this be the cause for his constant sleepiness? Cowboy, Nak, and Di discuss the golfball game. Cowtard still doesn't seem to understand the rules. |
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