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Cro-help - not to be outdone in wishing for a perfect man, here is my wish list:

Looks arent too imporatant, but must have a sense of self - know that bathing is important, takes care of his teeth, clean hair and fingernails. Does NOT trim his toenails in the living room, beside me on the bed, or at the kitchen table. Must get haircuts if needed in a timely manner, keep his beard/mustache trimmed. No nose/ear hair waving at me.
I like a man that is comfortable with his looks, but does get noticed by strangers wishing he was theirs.
Must control his bodily functions to a degree. No passing gas in confined spaces, and laughing about it. No belching in my face, or asking me - does my breath smell?
He must have control in the bedroom - I dont want to hear - oh, you werent finished? or that he is tired, or that he just couldnt help himself, I turn him on so much.
He must be able to read my moods, know when to throw me down and have at it, and when to take his time and tease me til I scream (in a good way). He should vary things, and remember when I tell him what I like, and what I dont.He shoudl be affectionate in public, without groping me. Secure enough that I can talk to other men, have friends, without being threatened, and he should have friends also, who he can talk to. Flirting is good, makes you feel attractive, and makes you appreciate what you have - unless you take it too far and start believing the crap other people are blowing your way.
If they know how to use it,size is only important when you need to take a second look to make sure it is there, I have known some "little men" who kicked ass and took names, and some "giants" who needed much teaching.
He must be prompt in his household duties, be able to see a job that needs doing and schedule it in at the first available time, and tell me that he noticed what needs doing and when it will be attended to. He should make arrangements to do major work when the kids and I have other plans. He should know how to fix things - electrical, plumbing, carpentry.
He should NEVER say or feel that he is "helping me out" around the house!! It is his house too, why shouldnt he contribute to the keeping of it. He should know that when laundry day rolls around it is his job to make sure that all items to be washed make it to the laundry room. He should give up half of his closet since I need more room than him.
He must be able to hold a coherent conversation in a subject that doesnt bore me. Be a "guy" with the sports, but not be obsessed. Be reasonably in shape, not too much as then I will feel worse about my own lack of body tone.
Be flexible, and able to change plans at a moments notice. Firm yet loving with the kids, back me up on issues, and agree in the child rearing rules with me.
Strong enough to tell me I am wrong, but not easily bullied by me. Firm in his thought processes, not lacking faith in himself. Able to be around my friends without leering at them, or lusting for them.
wow, I could go on forever. The impossible dream man. No wonder I dont have a dream man......