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Just don't forget the cornstarch!
To hell with the cornstarch, there aint anything a sprinkle of Gold Bond won't help!
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buffyvol |
Re: Will cornstarch help this? | ||
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At least we haven't heard him say he, "walked six miles, up hill, BOTH ways." to school.
Quote: To hell with the cornstarch, there aint anything a sprinkle of Gold Bond won't help! |
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SlaeSlae |
RainTard | ||
Quote: I'll bet that RainTard can tell you how many toothpicks fell out of the box and how many minutes it is until Wapner. Uh oh. Fart. |
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TheHitChick |
Re: RainTard | ||
Quote: Which could explain the 4 Horseman facination he has...... Good call. |
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LurkerNan |
Re: RainTard | ||
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From sakana1 on the feeds:
Quote: This is why I don't want CB to win; Hubris like this should NOT be rewarded. |
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SlaeSlae |
Michael's famous in his little hometown. | ||
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Durant, OK tv station does story with April and Chason interviews. Some "fans" are interviewed too. In a bit of Oklahoma irony, a chick with the last name of "Hickman" calls Cowtard a big hick. Hee!
Quote: Quote: Transcript at Big Brother Updates. Actual tv clip at KXII.com. Click on "Local Man in Big Brother Finale". |
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liira |
Re: Michael's famous in his little hometown. | ||
Quote: Clearly she hasn't seen the feeds. Or gets perverse pleasure out of getting put down on national TV. Hopefully the former. |
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gforce |
Re: Michael's famous in his little hometown. | ||
Quote: Well, it won't be, at least not with a sitcom anyway.... |
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buffyvol |
Re: Michael's famous in his little hometown. | ||
Quote: CB will read this and say,"That's muh boy!", and totally miss the sadness of it. I wonder how long it will take someone to say "Your father was a Hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries" to Chasen. And when he runs home crying to CB, will Cb have any idea what it's about? |
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ladyjane |
Somebody must know...... | ||
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This cornstarch thing is driving me crazy!!!!!!
He wont be able to have sex with April tomorrow......(althought honestly, who here reallllly thinks that would be the first thing on her mind?) He has to put it on ????what?where?how? Is it contagious???? Did BB buy a generous supply of it for his duration of the show? How often does this problem flare up? Are his palms infected also? How did he get it? Where is his ex? Did he give/get to/from her? Did Scott know about it with all the nasty share-time baths they took? MY god Peencil needs to protect his little guy. You only get one. Cant a doctor help the condition clear up totally? and HELLO! 24/7 live feed. Didja really think personal information like that would stay personal? God forbid I EVER run into him (yeah, as if I ever go anywhere) I just know I would shoot a crotch glance and dry heave. And worst of all is me, thinking about this for days on end now. Inquiring minds NEED to know. |
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majorADDICTude |
Re: Somebody must know...... | ||
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OMG I have a great idea... Someone write into HouseCalls. Maybe Marcellas and Gretchen can ask the Tard on the air tomorrow what ails his crotch! *gag*
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TheHitChick |
Re: Somebody must know...... | ||
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I.. Don't wanna know. It sounds like it's one of those things where you think you wanna know but once you find out the you're traumatized for life. Kind of like the movie The Ring only worse because in seven days you still know what it was and no one has taken it out of your memory yet.
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Perpetual Blonde |
Cowtard's Oklahoma Agent | ||
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He's got to have one for Oklahoma and one for LA, right? Then the only Oklahoma choice is to go through the agency that represents this dude.
Quote: Oh yes, Cowboy will be a BIG Star in Oklahoma, just like Scott is "cool in Pittsburgh". |
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issycat |
Cowboy in LUUUURVE? | ||
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Did anyone else notice the awkward moment after Drew and CB hugged outside the house? It looked like Cowboy was about to lean in for a lip lock with Drew. My hubby and I were on the couch watching and we both looked over at each other when it happened...hmm. I guess it was kind of cute on Cowboy's part (if I wasn't thinking of his cornstarch issues every time I looked at him) but Drew was not having it. I think he's saving himself for Vanessa *oops* I mean Diane.
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bttrcup |
Re: Cowboy in LUUUURVE? | ||
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I realize Cowboy was overcome with emotion, but all the hugging made them late exiting the house Julie even ran out of introduction. And Cowboy initiated every hug. It was like hed take two steps, and then look back and reach out for another hug. And a couple of times I too thought he was about to kiss Drew.
But the weirdest moment for me was when Drew said he wanted to go party with Cowboy. What? |
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raptorgirl75 |
Re: Cowboy in LUUUURVE? | ||
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Heh, I rarely watch Jimmy Kimmel, but I was busy cleaning late into the night (cleaning lady coming today), and he did a bit about the. endless. hoyay. hugging. Now, it seemed kinda looped to me, but I sat there and giggled throughout the entire interminable clip.
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MrsGryn |
Re: Cowboy in LUUUURVE? | ||
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Well, it's good to come on here and read that I'm not the only one who was saw the Forbidden Love of Drew and Cowpoke.
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kme1971 |
Eeyore to the end | ||
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Unreal, he wins 50k and is still whining on HC about people dissing him for the way he played the game and for just being himself...and that was in response to a question about his favorite part of the game. I am glad he didn't win it all.
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LurkerNan |
Re: Eeyore to the end | ||
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He's probably trying to get the BB producers to tell him when his sitcom is scheduled to debut.
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RealityWrapUp |
Re: Eeyore to the end | ||
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Gotta love Mary though for saying "We get it already"
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overgme |
Re: Eeyore to the end | ||