Yeah, well ...
Final Week: 09/17/03-09/24/03
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 Highwaygirl98 |
Final Week: 09/17/03-09/24/03 |
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Posts: 3228 (09/17/03 17:49:03) Head of Household |
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LurkerNan |
Re: Oh well indeed.... | ||
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Posts: 720 (09/17/03 18:06:51) Slut. |
I boot up the feeds to see Ali and Jun pulling the comforter back from Robert's bed and squeeling. It seems that Robert never washed his bed, so the sheets are black. They are disgusted. Ali is so happy about being the last two that she is jumping up and down on the next bed. Jun and Ali yell that it's over. (What in the hell are they going to do for another week?) They are thinking their families are probably going nuts.
They go into the storage room and note that Robert's stuff is gone, including his microphone gear. Ali tells Jun that all the sequestered are going to file back in next week to do the voting. Jun calls that nerve-wracking, but Ali says at least it'll be over. Jun says Ali should have been meaner to Robert, and she noted that Robert called Ali "mama", trying to look good for the cameras. Jun says he never called Ali that before. Ali wonders if they get the stipend and the final money. Jun says she doesn't think so, Ali says they should. They speculate what they are going to do in the house for the next week. (Huh, I'm wondering that too. Where's Mime when you need him? I'd like to see Mime sneak back in at 3AM dressed like a giant queen ant to torture Ali.) Now they sit on the couch. Jun gets a snack. ( Jeez, she will NEVER live down the continual eating thing...) |
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Highwaygirl98 |
HAMSTER TIME NEWS | ||
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Posts: 3228 (09/17/03 18:15:34) Head of Household |
A couple of things to say while you're still reading the recaps (because god knows this is going to be a boring week).
First, we've entertained the idea of creating a commemorative BB4 recappers' t-shirt to sell through Caf Press. However, only five recappers told me they'd like to have their names on it. I'm a busy, busy girl, so I don't want to put hours of time into trying to create a graphic if no one - recappers or readers - wants such a shirt. Sooooo, unless I hear from lots of people by Friday (through email or posts in the off-topic discussion thread in General Discussion), I'm not going to bother with it. Second, lots of you in the HT chat room have asked about chatting for Survivor. We're going to create a chat link tomorrow that will go up in the announcement area (near the link for Hamster Time Chat), so we'll have a place to proclaim our love for Peachy. Third, if you want to receive any mailings from HT during the off-season - we occasionally send out mass emails for various things - please make sure you have a valid email address listed in your profile. If your email bounces back to my Yahoo account, I will delete you from the HT membership (which is no big deal, you'll just have to re-register for BB5). Finally, I just want to thank all of you - recappers, regular posters, and lurkers - for a great three months. The show itself wasn't so great, but I had a lot of fun hanging out with all of you on the site and in chat, and reading your wonderful recaps and comments in the threads. I hope to see you back here next year for BB5. |
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LurkerNan |
Re: Oh well indeed.... | ||
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Posts: 720 (09/17/03 19:38:59) Slut. |
Ali and Jun are apparently collecting her HoH basket from the storage room. Ali was crying because she received a letter from her family members saying that Donny has been in touch with them and he still loves her. She is yelling and happy. (Grrr.... me no like Ali happy.) Now they talk about someone with no release, so FOTH.
Jun notes that the letter is yellow, "where did they keep that letter?", Ali agrees. ( Let's hope it's weeks old and Donny has beat feet by now.) Ali reads the letter and rereads it. Hope it's interesting enough to keep her busy for a week... Now, really ,what the hell are these two women going to do in this house for a week? They have to change things somehow! |
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mjforty |
Re: HAMSTER TIME NEWS | ||
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Posts: 162 (09/17/03 22:55:08) |
Good Lord. I come in here all ready to recap after an extended break and Allison and Jun are sleeping. Sleeping! At 11:50 p.m. I guess being self-righteous and delusional can really take its toll on a girl. Poor Skippy, things are so slow right now that one of the feeds is focused on the plasma screen aquarium. Thank goodness those fish aren't real. Imagine the torture of having to be cared for by Jun and Ali, two of the least empathetic human beings I have ever had the displeasure of observing.
So I've been feeling guilty for not recapping but I lost my will to do so after they booted Erika. The only way the final 3 could have been worse to me is if it had been an all stooge final 3. But with the last week looking like it's going to be horrifically boring, I mustered up the wherewithal to come back and hopefully shoulder some of the burden of recapping an incredibly boring week. And I find that I've gotten off easy because Junison have already gone to sleep. I feel like I'm a death row inmate, already hooked up to the chemical drip and just before the warden does his somber nod to the doctor who administers the poisons, the phone rings and it's the Governor! Telling everyone there's been a horrible mistake and that there's been a stay! But I know my good fortune will not last. Tomorrow's another day and the Governor of California is pretty busy, what with having to try and save his job and all. |
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ferfelabat |
Re: Oh well indeed.... | ||
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Posts: 1484 (09/18/03 04:28:47) STFC |
It looks like Jun is adjusting back to NY time because she is up for a bit at 8:18 Eastern Standard Time. She put on her glasses, walked through Lesions room to the kitchen, poured a drink of water, left the glass on the counter, went to the bathroom, came out, washed her hands, stared at herself in the pore cam for a minute, walked back through Lesions room, closed the glass door between the two rooms, took off her glasses and . . . . tucked her lazy-assed self back into bed.
And I'm thinking - HA! I, FerfeLaBat, just got to recap this weeks most exciting event in the BB house. I alone saw it all! So there : And then I'm wondering just how bad IS Jun's eye-sight that she can't make it to the bathroom and back without putting on her glasses. Interesting. She looks just like a Junebug with them on too. Heh. Oh hush. You were thinking it too. As you have probably surmised, Lesion is in the Blue Circley room and Jun is in the Stripey room and neither of them are in the HoH room. The blue plasma fishy screen is happily bubbling along in the livingroom. Both Jun and Lesion sleep on their sides, tucked up under heavy comforters and they both wear pants and t-shirts to bed. Did anyone else hear Nathan say Erika sleeps in the nude last night? In his dreams. The closest to nude sleeping in THIS house was Robert in his undies. Jun tosses and turns restlessly groaning. Ha!!!! Lesion just sneezed twice as BB pumps germs by the ton into the house in a strange Bio-terrorism experiment they took on to make extra money because the shows ratings are so goddamned low. Just sign here dear, don't worry about the fine print. Jun says "Bless You" in a small babydoll voice. Probably a result of the helium they pumped into the bathroom earlier. Neither of these two are sleeping soundly. I don't hear the usual AC sounds and Crew rustlings in the walls so I'm guessing that, in a fit of boredom, the staff all went home and left them. And on that note, I am off to work. |
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ferfelabat |
6:22 AM ht | ||
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Posts: 1484 (09/18/03 05:25:39) STFC |
And the world has come to an end because the girls are UP, sitting on the circle couch and talking about what questions the Sequestrees will ask them. Jun is the voice of doom saying that the questions will be harsh - HARSH she says. Lesion giggles like a fiend in anticipation of Nathan asking why she played him.
Lesion is convinced that the questions won't be too harsh because they - Junison - are both rotten to the core, so what's to compare? eh just vote - there is no lesser of two evils. Jun amazes at how Robert doesn't believe anyone throws competitions because he sucked so at them himself. She and Lesion agree that the Bocce ball comp was the hardest for them to throw and they are sure Jack threw it as well. Jack bashing ensues. Lesion says she didn't want to pick a side. Ahhhh - my haunted house theory arises as Lesion is spooked by something in a window and Jun wonders if they are going to be all scared without a man in the house to protect them. Guys, you're surrounded by men even as you speak who STILL won't protect you. And I REALLY really have to go to work. Go back to bed you little shits. I feel guilt at leaving now since I know no one else is going to check in on these two until 1 PM Eastern time. grrrrr. Tuna!!!!!!! |
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TVJunkie24x7 |
0711 HT | ||
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Posts: 2015 (09/18/03 06:14:55) Slut. |
Color me confused. I fire up the feeds expecting to see sleeping hammies - and they are up! What the ???? Ali is in SR getting batteries .. and Jun is in the WC. Oh .. wait .. that didn't last long. Ali goes back to bed and grabs her letter. She's laying on her side reading the letter. Jun goes to SR to refresh batteries as well, and also goes back to bed. I see they are both in the orange stripey room ...
Ali says something about going back to bed. Jun closes the door to the bedroom. Uh .. why? There's no one else in the house. Hello? They talk a little bit about how after Erika was evicted they did the same thing - got up early and puttered around - and Robert asked why they were up so early. Ok. They shut up. So, I'll take this opportunity to say thanks to everyone for welcoming me to this community .. it's been so much fun to be able to vent the frustration that is BB4 ..and.. mostly the frustration that is The Leison. I leave today for Las Vegas for some R&R .. so I won't have the Live Feeds (no loss there, I'm gonna guess) .. and I won't have the boards to read (boo-hiss-boo). But, on the up side, I'll be in Vegas one week before the sequestered hammies are released - so I have ZERO chance in hell in running in to the Dream Team. YAY! I look forward to Survivor chat - altho I'm gonna miss the first episode due to slot-machine-fun. (Double-YAY!) ... COME ON, WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE!!!! Junison try to fall back asleep .. and I must pack .. I'll check back in later. |
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TammyKaye |
Re: 8:00AM HT | ||
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Posts: 16 (09/18/03 06:56:18) |
As I thought, the hamsters are still sleeping.
I can't stand all the excitement so I'll check back around noon.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz they only sound is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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Flotsam0968 |
9:29 HT | ||
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Posts: 3 (09/18/03 08:23:42) |
After lurking for the past two seasons, Ive realized that its time for me to pay my Hamster Time dues by attempting to recap these, the darkest days of BB4. Jun and Alison are still sleeping, dreaming their evil little dreams. Meanwhile, the world turns foolishly on and ants tickle their butts.
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opheliagh |
10:05am HT | ||
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Posts: 179 (09/18/03 09:03:14) Skippy |
Well, the Lesion Legion is sleeping. I guess their early morning discussion left them exhausted. Now they're all sleepyheads.
It's really dark in the house. We have nightvision on three feeds, but feed four is of the living room in natural light. It's very dark. It's sort of creeping me out. I'm not used to seeing natural darkness in the house. So my boyfriend asked me last night if I'd be disqualified from being on BB5 because I'm a recapper. (We discussed applying for the show in chat last night.) Anyway, I said no because HT is not associated with the show. He asks me, "Well, then how do you have the feeds?" He actually thought I'd been hired by CBS to recap for their website or something. He's so cute with his utter lack of knowledge regarding reality tv. Which is very ironic since he works on a reality show... They continue to sleep - the wimmins, that is. I can't wait for the former HG bashing to begin! |
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TammyKaye |
Re: 10:30am HT | ||
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Posts: 16 (09/18/03 09:21:43) |
Well my lunch is over and these girls are still sleeping!
GET UP! You have HG to bash! BB send in the mime to get them up. Turn on the lights! Do something, anything! |
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TammyKaye |
Re: 11:00am HT | ||
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Posts: 16 (09/18/03 09:53:03) |
Where is GREENTUNA with the tuna report?
Has everyone given up on recapping? Do I hear the echo in the halls!! HELLO HH-EE-LL-LL-OOOOOOO!! |
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Flotsam0968 |
11:30am HT | ||
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Posts: 3 (09/18/03 10:24:20) |
Would you believe theyre still sleeping? Of course you would.
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opheliagh |
12pm HT | ||
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Posts: 179 (09/18/03 11:03:55) Skippy |
They are up. Ali is brushing her teeth. Jun whines that she wants to go home. Ali channels her inner fame whore as she says she wants to go home for even just a couple of days before flying back to LA to do interviews. Ah yes, the media circus that will surround them as they stumble, blurry eyed, into the brightness of the real world. Or not.
Jun is now brushing. Her eyes are zombie-like. Too bad they aren't all red like the 28 Days Later zombies...then maybe she'd deal with that little Alison problem we've all been crying about. We need a little Ali-Raid I say. |
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opheliagh |
12:10pm HT | ||
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Posts: 179 (09/18/03 11:05:59) Skippy |
Okay, so Skippy gives me one feed of the backyard lounge area, a wide shot of the pool and two pretty pretty closeups of the blue pool water. I don't know where those people are. You know...the houseguests. The ones many folk are paying to see 24-7. Apparently Skippy doesn't understand what I'm saying. He misses Erika too.
posting because....literally...nothing is happening. |
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TheRealT |
12:14P HT | ||
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Posts: 40 (09/18/03 11:19:09) |
Our two lovely ladies are hanging out in the bedroom. Jun just took off her shirt, revealing a fetching bikini top. Ali is wandering into the kitchen. Now Jun has gotten into bed and covered herself with a blue blanket. Oh, she was changing into her bikini bottoms. Clever Jun. Maybe she's going out by the pool? Or into the hottub? Or just to lie in the sun? Stay tuned to find out!
This last week is really unspeakably boring. Not only are the remaining hammies bored and worn out, but nothing they do or say at this point matters. So what's the point? I vote for live feed coverage of the sequester house, where the goings on must be more exciting and actually have some relevance to the game. Oh, I don't get a vote? Darn. Ali's in a bikini too. Jun's got a towel now. She went outside! Looks like she's going to stretch out on one of the lounge chairs. But first she has to adjust it. Yes, Jun, make sure it's in just the right place. Oh, look, Ali's dragging her chair over too! If we can't have feed coverage of Sequesterville and the evictees can't come back into the house for the last week, I say BB pulls another switcheroo and tells A & J that the winner has to take the other out in a Spy vs. Spy type scenario. That would keep them occupied and us entertained and provide lots of great footage for the show! Ali is lying in the sun. Jun is walking around inside. Now Jun is outside too. This is going to be a really boring week, like even more boring than all the weeks before. |
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TheRealT |
12:32P HT | ||
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Posts: 40 (09/18/03 11:37:46) |
Ooooh, actual conversation. Jun is washing dishes and Ali is helping. Teamwork!
They should change the name of the show to Two Hot Bitches in Bikinis. I'll bet that would raise the ratings for the last week. FOTH for no particular reason. Still cleaning the kitchen. Ok, that wasn't really conversation so much as random remarks about dishes. Now Ali is in the bathroom. FOTH! I guess Ali's taking out the garbage. Now they're in the storage room and Ali asked Jun to play with her. Jun laughed. They're getting some food. They're struggling with something. The garbage? I can't tell. Ali groans and exclaims, "Good god!" Now Ali is in the kitchen putting a new bag in the trash can. It's gonna be a long week. Do Ali and Jun ever talk about anything remotely interesting or do they just bitch and moan and rag on the others? Do they play games even? |
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Petunia |
What a good idea! | ||
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Posts: 65 (09/18/03 12:03:41) |
Hmmm, bring the evictees back from sequesterville, make the finalists live with them for a week, and show them *all* the feeds and diary room entries since they've been gone. These people should have to account for all the dirty, nasty, rotten things they say.
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RealityWrapUp |
Now Serving..... | ||
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Posts: 137 (09/18/03 12:37:16) Totally Addicted |
Jun and Alison rehash, rehash, rehash everything. They are trying to figure out what they will be asked in the final questions. Jun expects the worst. Alison says they should just get over it, they lost.
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opheliagh |
3pm HT | ||
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Posts: 179 (09/18/03 13:52:13) Skippy |
Jun is telling Ali that depending on the questions asked by the jury, she will shape her goodbye speech around that. She does not want to be caught in a lie since the jury people have access to tapes and such. NOW Jun is worried about being caught in a lie.
Ali says Nate will ask her why she played him. Ali then says..."But I didn't play him? How could he think I played him?" Just says Ali sweet talked him. Ali says she didn't -- she called him the worst kisser in the world. Jun references a night Ali crawled into Nate's bed and sweet talked him. I love Ali's revisionism. Well, hate it, but you get my point. Ali asks Jun what she thinks Jack will ask her. Jun says he'll probably ask why Ali didn't trust him. Jun thinks he really wants to know. He never had a connection with Ali. Jun says she knew Jack coming in as an older guy wasn't easy but he managed to last a long time. Silence...but for the plane overhead. |
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