LF Week 10: 09/10/03-09/17/03 HOH: Alison

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raptorgirl75	Re: 1:40pm HT	#341	[-]
Posts: 1827 (09/15/03 13:52:09) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The mime avatar totally makes me think of a South Park character. Jun is "napping", Ali is doing laundry in her pink bikini, and Snotbert is being Snotbert on one of the outside chairs. No speaking since I fired up the feeds 10 minutes ago. Yay for TAR! Please god, let them cast normal people this time around.
GreenTuna	3:40pm HT	#342	[-]
Posts: 1520 (09/15/03 14:36:37) Volcano More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Do you think they're in a house? Do you think they're with a mouse? Do you thnk they're here or there? Do you think they're anywhere? Ali, Robert and Jun discuss where the sequestered hamsters might be, and what they might be doing. Robert pushes his agenda that they are all together, and they spend all their time together in sequesterville. A plane flies overhead and Jun yells, "take me with you!!" Robert says he is glad he didn't know there was going to be an extra week until now. Robert chuckles that now Jee is going to have to spend 3 weeks in sequesterville. Jun says, "yeah, and they can deal with Carmen Carmen Carmen." Robert agrees, and says it will get worse. Robert says he'd better marry her now. Otherwise he wasted his entire summer pining over her. Rehash the ice storm HOH competition. Pelted by rocks of ice. Good times.
overgme	5:18 HT	#343	[-]
Posts: 1541 (09/15/03 16:15:28) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jun and Alison want Rob to leave. Fuck shit asshole think he is bitch ass fuck. Alison thinks Rob hates her. Jun thinks Rob likes Alison. Rob likes Jun more. Rob likes Alison more. Rob sucks. Rob needs to shut up. Jun just might tell him to shut up. Jun can't deal with Rob. Alison wants to boot Rob. Hate, hate, hate, fuck fuck fuck, nerve bitch fuck shit ass. Alison is pissed because Rob thinks she's the one who is leaving. Jun thinks Rob has some nerve. I'm not sure where Rob is, although I'm happy to say that it's not on my feeds. Absent Rob is good Rob. Now we just need to work on absent Alison.
overgme	5:24 HT	#344	[-]
Posts: 1541 (09/15/03 16:21:46) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Alison and Jun are bitches. On this they can agree. There is no argument at all. Everyone can plainly see. Robert is fucking unbelievable. So says Jun tonight. So she'll bitch, and bitch and bitch about Robert. That will make it alright. Jun is usually calm and clever. That's the way she is. But Robert drives her batshit crazy. And sends her into a tizz.
overgme	5:29 HT	#345	[-]
Posts: 1541 (09/15/03 16:27:48) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jun and Alison discuss how Jun is going to throw the HOH comp. I seem to have missed the part where Jun decided this was a good idea. But Alison is encouraging her, because she wants to be the one to kick Rob's ass out the door. Or, you know, stick the knife in Jun's back. Jun wonders if Rob will be able to watch Jun and Alison compete for HOH. Alison thinks he'll be seated behind them. Alison thinks they should let Rob think he has a chance. Jun chews her finger. Jun thinks Rob's had an easy fucking ride. Alison thinks that Rob would be Jun in the finals because he's been true to his alliance and it's a miracle he's in the finals. Jun dislikes Rob more than Dana. Because Rob is cocky, whereas at least Dana was just fighting for her. They both hate Rob so much. They hope he gets cooties or something. Jun thinks Rob is unbelievable. No. You know what's unbelievable. These two are ripping the most vile contestant ever a new one, but they are so fucking obnoxious about it I'm not even enjoying it.
lifeonhold	5:25 pm HT	#346	[-]
Posts: 764 (09/15/03 16:43:55) King Kaysar More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	One recap, just to keep my membership active.... Ali and Jun sit in the bathroom spewing out nonstop vemon against Robert. The f-words fly. Jun and Ali are the final HOH finalists. That is, they are the winners and yet they cannot open their mouths without saying the most awful stuff about Robert. Yeah, Robert called them BitchSlutWhores, but that was under the bitterness of defeat. You two women are just hateful people. It is for this reason that if it was possible I'd vote for Snotty over either of you. Jun says this was supposed to be a relaxing week, not stressful like this. Perhaps they should just laugh everything off. The Robert-bashing continues. Oh good, Jun is eating. It cuts down on the spew. Now they are criticizing Robert's pronunciation and now his eating and now how he sits and now his ticks and awkwardness. Now his noserunning thing. All valid, and all totally disgusting coming from these two. YOU HAVE WON. TIME TO WIND IT DOWN, BITCHES! Saved by jazzy FOTH. BB4 should drag these two over the coals in the DR. WORST WINNERS EVER. Back from FOTH and there is silence. Then Ali starts to say something about "sniveling" and there is FOTH again, briefly. Back from the FOTH and Ali shouts out, "Man of the BB house!" Now Al is trashing Robert's website card in detail. He reads some of the contents to Jun and criticizes it in detail. Robert wanders in while she's doing this and Ali immediately says to him, "Your face looks awesome." I've just had enough. Ok, so this isn't so much of a recap as a rant, but hey. As an aside, overgme, your Fisty looks kinda nekid these days after all the hats, face masks and striped suits! Va voom!
overgme	5:44 HT	#347	[-]
Posts: 1541 (09/15/03 16:50:40) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Alison and Jun sit at the teeni tiny table of few remaining houseguests. Alison is reading Rob's website mockup. Alison makes fun of it. But she skips the sad ones. And now it's time to play the comparison game. This week, we compare Alison to Highwaygirl's betta fish, Otis Redding . . . Name Otis Redding: named after famous musician Irwin: does not spell winner backwards, dumbass. Edge: Otis Redding Flava Otis Redding: homefish par excellence Alison: calls herself a bitch Edge: Otis Redding Fighting technique Otis Redding: flare Alison: screech Edge: Otis Redding Coloration Otis Redding: bright red Alison: disappearing traces of blond Edge: Otis Redding Food Otis Redding: bloodworms Alison: the souls of evicted hamsters Edge: push Ability to stand upright Otis Redding: nope Alison: yup Well, despite having an edge in verticalability, it looks like Alison is clearly inferior to Highwaygirl's betta fish, Otis Redding. In fact, in was never much of a contest. Let this be a lesson to you in casting next year, Big Brother.
lifeonhold	Re: 5:24 HT	#348	[-]
Posts: 764 (09/15/03 17:09:51) King Kaysar More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Robert is in Denial and fighting to stay there. At least he's consistent. Ali is called to the DR and he and Jun are together. Robert once again says how Jun will win HOH because she's more intelligent than Ali and Ali plays emotionally. He is loud and emotional. He says no one should get cocky. Anything could happen, especially with these three people in the house. Ali better pack. Everyone better pack. No one should be cocky because anything can happen. Jun doesn't say anything, leaving Rat with his remaining shreds of Denial and Delusion. Work it, Rob, but you're playing to an empty house. I'm just sayin'. He drifts away and we're left with Jun running water in the bathroom while doing her nails. Ah, a moment of tranquility before the next barrage. Posting for football.
allwein711	7PM HT	#349	[-]
Posts: 87 (09/15/03 17:53:59) Blowie More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	the HGs are eating stuff and i hate them now. Here is the brain teaser de jour: There are 4 men who want to cross a bridge. They all begin on the same side. You have 17 minutes to get all of them across to the other side. It's dark. There's one flashlight. A maximum of two people can cross at one time. Any party who crosses, either 1 or 2 people, must have the flashlight with them. The flashlight must be walked back and forth, it cannot be thrown, etc. Each man walks at a different speed. A pair must walk together at the rate of the slower man's pace. Man 1: 1 minute to cross Man 2: 2 minutes to cross Man 3: 5 minutes to cross Man 4: 10 minutes to cross For example if Man 1 and Man 4 walk across first, 10 Minutes have elapsed when they get to the other side of the bridge. If Man 4 returns with the flashlight, a total of 20 minutes have passed and you've failed the mission. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man 1 and man 2 cross. 2 minutes pass Man 1 returns. 1 minute passes Man 4 and man 3 cross. 10 minutes pass Man 2 returns. 2 minutes pass Man 1 and man 2 cross. 2 minutes pass
TVJunkie24x7	What The F***???	#350	[-]
Posts: 2015 (09/15/03 18:16:12) Slut. More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I come home from a long, hard day at work, and what do I see. The Hammies eating take-out dinner. Now .. I'm sorry, but Alison did NOT get the frikkin' answer to the riddle right yesterday. Jon, you are a DICK for giving it to them. AND .. they are BITCHING about it? Snatch that food away from them. They don't deserve to eat good food. PUT THEM ON PBJ!!! FUCK 'EM! They don't get the riddle answer right AND they bitch about the food being ridiculous!?!? AAARRRGGGHHHHHH... warning strong language WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING UNGRATEFUL GREEDY FUCKING BITCHES, SLUTS, WHORES AND DUMB ASSES! Bitch-Bitch-Bitch - that's all these three do. They are never happy with ANYTHING they get. You would think that being locked in that fucked up house for 70-plus days with virtually nothing to do would make them GRATEFUL for anything they get. NOW THEY ARE BITCHING ABOUT NOT GETTING DESSERT!?!? I can't stand these people. That's it. Is there a link for feedback on the CBS Big Brother website?? .. I'm gonna go look. Fuck these assholes.
allwein711	8:39 HT	#351	[-]
Posts: 87 (09/15/03 19:36:10) Blowie More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	what's that movie about the sniper dude? ya know, he's like a sniper? alison watches LAME movies. I hate her and she must wear a helmet, she is so stupid! She only watches movies other ppl make her watch, or teen BS. She actually likes Stuart Little and Spy Kids., and crap starring Jennifer Love hewitt. She's never heard of the Bird Cage. why did they pick her again!??!?!?! anyhoo, the three just sit around talking about movies.
TVJunkie24x7	8:48pm HT	#352	[-]
Posts: 2015 (09/15/03 19:50:36) Slut. More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* and crap starring Jennifer Love hewitt. Ha .. I was thinking about this one .. would that be "Heartbreakers" ..ya know .. with Jennifer Love Hewitt and ... GENE HACKMAN? And, Robert? It's "Crimson Tide" .. the submarine movie with Denzel Washington and GENE HACKMAN. Uh .. how about .. "Behind Enemy Lines"; "The Conversation"; "The French Connection"; "Get Shorty"; "The Poseidon Adventure"; "Enemy Of The State"; "Extreme Measures"; "Absolute Power"; "The Chamber"; "The Quick And The Dead"; "The Firm"; "UNFORGIVEN"; ok. There's a butt-load more .. I love Gene Hackman .. anyway. Jun went outside to jump rope. Robert and Alison were inside on the couch .. Rob started to talk game with Ali, and then let it go. Good .. I'm going to bed early tonight.
SlaeSlae	9:50 pm HT	#353	[-]
Posts: 903 (09/15/03 20:57:27) My WORD is BROKEN! More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How are they going to fill the last week of Big Brother? Why, by bringing in Gene Hackman, of course! He's in everything! And I'd even be alright with him winning the 500K at this point. Meanwhile back at the habitrail.... Peeping in on the vile little hammies one last time before bed, and I see that Junison's once again bitching about Robert and trying to plan what they're going to say to him Wednesday night. Alison's "fucking had it" with Robert's threats. "Robert, I know how you threatened Jun, and I hope you have a nice week to think about your actions." The girl makes absolutely no sense when she babbles. Hmmm.. as opposed to when she doesn't babble? Ok, the girl makes no sense at all ever. Junison's all bad-ass talking about what they're going to say to him tomorrow, and then Jun's all "shhh! Here he comes!" because she thinks she hears him in the LR. Chicken-shit badasses, I say. Ali: "He'd better not come out here!" Or what? You'll shut up and quit bitching about him behind his back? Please go outside, Robert. Please? BB voice: "Robert, please go to the back yard" (if only!!!) Aliterate is speed-walking in circles around the backyard, Jun's kinda standing in the middle of the circle turning and following Ali (in place, of course, no exertion involved) as she walks. blah blah we hate Robert and his threats cakes "it's a shame we can't enjoy the last day and he has to 'go out like this'" (is that the most over-fucking-used pre-eviction phrase ever in BB history? I think so.) Oops! Robert just came outside and turned on the snot-tub. Yipee! Back to inane conversation about working out. He piddles with it for a few minutes and then goes back outside. Ali then says to her evil twin: "was that not hilarious? Dude, I could not help but laugh." You called it, Ali. It was not hilarious. Jun's "not gonna fucking talk to him tonight. If I can help it. He must feel the iciness in the air" The smugness in the air is what's getting to me. L.A. must be on a full-scale smug alert tonight if I can sense it all just through RealPlayer! Someone send the bitchslutwhores back inside. Air quality would improve by leaps and bounds instantly! Poor little Robert sits alone in the bathtub and ponders his fate. He's only got a little water in the tub, but I hear you can drown in as little as an inch of water. Dr. Zachary had better be on call. I hope Skippy's had enough donuts today and the residuals of his sugar high can carry him through this evening. It's either going to be boring as hell, or a drunken bitch-fest with the coven in the snot-tub. But ya know what? I don't care how it turns out. I hate these people and I'm going to bed. Screw you guys, I'm going home. wanders off with my harmonica singing Cartman's "I hate you guys" song I hate you guys. harmonica You guys are assholes. harmonica Especially Junison.. harmonica I hate them the most. harmonica Poopin' outside harmonica Making soft-serve ice cream for my friends harmonica Especially Junison. harmonica
Highwaygirl98	6:05 a.m. HT	#354	[-]
Posts: 3228 (09/16/03 05:02:39) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sleeping hamsters, boring livefeeds. I don't think Tuna is around today, so I'll go grab some news from TV Clubhouse. Heh, the disclaimer on TV Clubhouse cracks me up: "This is a Moderated Area. Use of the board is a privilege, not a right. Excessive foul language, vengeful and hateful posts will not be tolerated." Aren't you glad you have Hamster Time? How could you not be vengeful and hateful towards the houseguests? Especially these last three dorks.
Highwaygirl98	Fake Tuna News for Tuesday, Sept. 16	#355	[-]
Posts: 3228 (09/16/03 05:23:44) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Survivor: Pearl Islands premieres in TWO DAYS! WOO HOO! Cleanliness is Next to Godliness Robert, after taking a 30-minute shower around 3 p.m., takes another 30-minute shower around 8 p.m. All the lye in the world won't wash off the stench, though. Two Dorks in a Pod Robert and Alison sit alone in the living room. Robert asks Alison if she's made up her mind (presumably about who to take to the finals when she wins HOH). Robert tells her she doesn't have to say, but he has "one thing" he needs to tell her and he'll tell her the morning of the live show. [MONOTONE VOICE]Oh, I can hardly wait.[/MONOTONE VOICE] Alison continues that they all have to pack, then asks what competitions Robert threw. He sez he can't tell her yet. Then they talk about what the sequestered hammies are doingzzzzzz. Alison: Jerked Alison goes outside to report everything Robert said to Jun. They bitch. Jun tells Alison to go inside and ask Robert what he is going to tell her before the live show. Alison bitches. Jun bitches. Jun convinces Alison to go do it. Alison goes inside and sets herself on fire. Yay! Alison comes back outside and tells Jun that Robert wouldn't say anything. They bitch. Jun bitches. Alison babble-bitches about how Robert is a meanie because he lies about stuff. They bitch. Cry Little Children Jun calls Robert's daughter a "bitch" - that "bitch Elena will never see the white butterfly." That Jun, so classy! Skeered Both Jun and Alison say that they don't want to deal with or be around Robert alone, because they don't know what he might do. I thought Alison was going to beat the shit out of him, though? Now she's afraid? perplexed hits Alison with a lunch tray Aww, Skipper! I still love you! Jun tells Alison that when Michelle found out Alison was a pageant queen, remarked that "there must not be any pretty girls in Pennsylvania." Random Repulsive Ramblings Jun: Robert is a "cocksucking Cuban fuck" Alison has been on birth control pills since age 14 Alison: "Good night, Robert. (he leaves) Hope you don't fucking suffocate."
TVJunkie24x7	0710 HT	#356	[-]
Posts: 2015 (09/16/03 06:18:18) Slut. More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Well, I'm awake entirely too early and have much time to kill before I go to work. I tune in to see the HG's doing - whatelse? - sleeping. Robert, for once, does not have the blankets pulled completely over his head. He's on his back and very, very still. Probably dreaming of the day when he finally digs out that perfect booger. The one that's been tickling the inside of his nose for 20 years. It's waaaaaaay in there, Robert. Maybe you should get a nice, sharp appliance to help you get at it? Jun is also sleeping on her back and very still. If I had to guess what Jun was dreaming about .. I'd say an all you can eat sushi bar where she never gets full. Since she's not tossing and turning, I'll guess it's the kind of all you can eat sushi bar where you magically don't gain any weight. In fact, she's probably as skinny as Kate Moss in her dreams. Alison is tossing and turning every now and then. Mime is after Alison. Mime is sitting next to Alison on the blue circly couch of "oh, shit, I'm gonna lose" in the final voting, and Alison knows that the Sequestered Hammies are going to choose Mime. Big Brother .. the Hammies sleep all day anyway. Why don't you wake them up? Oh, and did I send a nasty-gram to CBS last night after my tourettes episode? Uh. Yeah. Do I think it will do any good. Um. No. Did I enjoy telling Jon he was a tool for giving so many luxuries to the thankless Hammies. Yep. Sometimes .. you just gotta vent.
inkyL	8:40am Tuesday	#357	[-]
Posts: 353 (09/16/03 07:40:48) Bambi More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Yeah, I'm watching them sleep. Again. Somebody is snoring in the OSR. Excitement. BTW, I am pissed. Pissed. I watch these idiots day after day after day doing not much more than sleep, eat, and complain. I go out of town once and they bring Mime in for the day to torment them. All this loyalty to the show and that is the thanks I get. sheesh. Also, I'm not 100% convinced that it really happened. It could be a secret plot by everyone to screw with my head. Screencaps can be photoshopped you know. First they change the FOTH music, then bring in Mime to entertain the recappers and torment the hamsters?? Sure. Just a sec while I ask those nice men in white coats at my door if they would like to come in for coffee and PB&J sammiches......
gforce	10:22 am HT	#358	[-]
Posts: 1164 (09/16/03 09:24:46) Gimme Your DOR More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Robert is still asleep, but Jun and Ali are in the bathroom. And what are they talking about? Robert bashing of course. How they only have one more day, how great it will be to be rid of him, how they now he's gonna be campaigning like crazy, Jun wants to ask Jon if they can put a muzzle on him. Sheesh, will you find something else to talk about???? You can tell that these two really have nothing in common and don't even like each other, since they really have nothing else to discuss. Oh thank goodness they're off the Snotbert topic, but now it's mememe talking about her favourite topic. You know, her. Telling a stupid story about lost luggage or something. Apparently they're rounding up the luggage so that they can pack. Alison tells Jun she is happy Jun's going to do something, not sure what, but it provide them with some "insurance". They're going to kill Snotbert?? Who knows. How odd! I'm getting an audio feed from somewhere in production doing a mike test - "one, one, one, one, one.." "Can you hear" then thump, thump,thump then some more random comments and something about "She's still there..." Maybe they're trying something to get rid of Ali!! I can only hope...
gforce	Re: Fake Tuna News for Tuesday, Sept. 16	#359	[-]
Posts: 1164 (09/16/03 09:40:28) Gimme Your DOR More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	All is silence once again as Ali sits on the floor packing up all her crap. Jun appears to wander around aimlessly. Snotbert still sleeping far as I can tell. C'mon BB, wake him up so he can annoy Junison!!!
gforce	10:52 am HT	#360	[-]
Posts: 1164 (09/16/03 09:57:43) Gimme Your DOR More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	While packing, Ali says that at least next week she can walk around in her blouse and underwear. Please spare us!! It's going to be a difficult week, folks...

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