LF Week 4: 07/30/03-08/05/03 HOH: Alison

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GreenTuna	1:35pm HT	#501	[-]
Posts: 1520 (08/06/03 12:38:36) Volcano More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'm breaking up with Skippy. Fact #1: Turtles are quiet. (Being a faithful recapper, the sound is thusly turned up in case mumbling wafts in from a different room.) Fact #2: FOH is fucking LOUD! Skippy...I'm deaf! Fact #3: Most likely, I will not learn from my mistakes. If Skippy gives me turtles again, I know I"ll be stupid and crank the volume. OK--If I have to endure FOH, then give me somebody to look at. YooHoo Mr. Moat chlorinator! Cmon down and wave to the cameras!! sigh. Skippy toys with my fragile OOOO I saw somebody! I'm hallucinating, because I SWEAR It looked like the top of Amandas hat. Dave! Dave! Come back!! You know you want to!!! Skippy, you are evil. You are so evil, now I'm staring at FOH, and panicking because Real is going to time me out in 60 seconds. Damn you Skippy! Curse you, Real! Posting quick.
GreenTuna	1:50pm HT	#502	[-]
Posts: 1520 (08/06/03 12:50:09) Volcano More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	After stooopidly staring at the FOH for the past 15 minutes, I'm finally rewarded with a parade of strangers walking away from the house. Looked to be about 6-7 show-type people, and I think I recognized one as my mystery woman who appeared on the plasma screen this morning. Ahhh.. Two feeds of HG outside. Two feeds of turtle cam. Dana and Jun are sitting in fairly close proximity to Nate, which leads me to believe that they are on outdoor lockdown now. Just in time for me to go home for the day. DOH!
Highwaygirl98	2:15 p.m. HT	#503	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:21:22) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Loading ... loading ... loading ... Okay, I can't actually look at the Real window because someone is lurking behind my monitor, but I've got my headphones on and I can hear. Dana is in the bathroom and Justin is in the shower. She tells him to stop it. For the love of god, stop it. They bitch back and forth at each other. Justin asks if she shaved her toes. She said NO, she TWEEZES. Robert laughs. Justin: "She prides herself on having perfect hands and feet and if you say anything against them, she goes APESHIT." Then Justin says hairy toes turn him on. They would, you big circle-jerking freak. More bitching. Justin asks Dana if she wants him to touch her. She says she doesn't want him to fucking touch her. All four feeds are on this crap. WAIT! I was WRONG! Robert is in the shower and Justin is in the chair. Dana says that he might as well call her Sasquatch because of her hairy fucking feet. Then she goes and leans over him to give him a kiss. Okay then. Incidentally, I got my new Fountains of Wayne CD, Welcome Interstate Managers, today, and it is fan-freaking-tastic. Especially the song "Hey Julie", for obvious reasons. Dana is wearing her pink dress tonight.
4barkley	2:13 PM	#504	[-]
Posts: 269 (08/06/03 13:22:43) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Green Tuna, I saw the same quick picture of an Asian woman last week on eviction day. Strange. Well, after a few days off of recapping, I'm back. Dana was causing me to lose my snark and become a huge raging bitch much like herself. I'm relaxed, refreshed, and I have a can of Rock & Rye, so I'm all set. Feeds finally come off of FOTH to Dana in her halloween costume of a traffic cone. Seriously, she has a orange towel on her body and a orange towel on her head. Maybe she will go play in traffic. Justin and Robert bitching about how you can't use the bathroom after 3PM on eviction show day because all the girls are in there. Well, you are in a house with 4 girls, what did you expect. Get in there early you idiots. Dana is pissed awf at Justin. He's getting on her last nerve. He asks her if she tweezes her toe hair or shaves it. Dana is getting all worked up about it. Dana likes to maintain perfection in her hands and feet. Let's work on the rest of you. Man, Dana can not get off the fact Justin noticed she had hair on her toes. Eww, I will not miss the Dana/Justin interaction. It's so disgusting. BWAH! Dana just said she liked the way her hair looked last Wednesday. I guess she's going for the Rosanna Rosanna Danna look, cause that shit was fucked up [/ Dana]
Highwaygirl98	2:25 p.m. HT	#505	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:25:30) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I am so over Justin's stupid fake Korean accent.
4barkley	3:25 HT	#506	[-]
Posts: 269 (08/06/03 13:27:19) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Justin is showing his achievement in sensitivity by yelling that Robert "sounds like a Down's syndrome baby" and making fun of Jee's accent. Justin moved over to the couch to play Quoritor with Jee. Do we really need 4 feeds on this while somewhere Dana is going batshit crazy over her eviction? FOTH. Wow, the water looks really blue today, but it's still a lap pool. They need some color in there, maybe some pretty flowers.
Highwaygirl98	2:30 p.m. HT	#507	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:34:08) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In honor of the Mantroll getting ripped out from under her bridge tonight, I am making steak for dinner! Get it? Get it? Steak? Scott? Scott worked at a steak place? Scott made up the name "Mantroll"? Nevermind then. But I'm going to make blue cheese butter for it, too, so it's going to be goooooood. People in the kitchen making food. I want to make food. I get to leave work in 30 minutes, then I'm going to go home and take a nap. I have a feeling tonight's HOH might be some sort of endurance competition - even if it's just endurance Quoridor - so I need to rest up. Now everyone has left the kitchen except Jun, who is doing dishes. And Skippy takes us out into the BY - all four feeds, mind you - to listen to Jack and Nathan go over information about the HGs that might be used in competitions. SKIPPY! SETTLE! DOWN! Now I'm yanked back into the kitchen. All four feeds. Stooges and Dana and Jun, oh my! Jun shaved her feet this morning. Still discussing hair on feet. Now Skippy takes pity on me and takes me into Egypt and Erika/Alison. Erika says that they should nominate Justin/Jee. BB tells Erika not to obstruct her microphone. Alison says they have to think about this now because nominations are tomorrow. Talk of when to get Jee out; Erika says after Justin. Alison sez that getting Jee out now would break up the Jun/Jee alliance which "isn't a bad idea." Erika shuts her down.
Highwaygirl98	2:35 p.m. HT	#508	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:39:53) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Alison: "I don't care just as long as Justin is gone." Alison sez the two strongest people are Justin (physical) and Jun (mental). Erika says that they want to pull Jun back to their side, but Alison counters that she doesn't think Jun will ever do that, "she'll probably just lie and say she will. I don't trust that girl." Erika doesn't trust her either. Alison leaves to go take a nap on the couch. Erika checks on the turtles and then goes out into the kitchen. Walks through the kitchen and Skippy, in anticipation, gives me two feeds on the BY where Erika is headed. Jack says, "I forgot. I'm sorry." Erika says "that's okay!" and we get four-square FOTH. Right before this, I saw Dana inspecting Justin's forehead and pressing a cloth against it. Maybe she threw a knife at him. Oh, maybe not - we're back. Jack/Nathan still going over potential questions. So, so boring.
Highwaygirl98	2:40 pm HT	#509	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:46:17) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Dana: "Am I sitting on your full belly?" Justin: "No, you're sitting on my full ... unit." Excuse me, I have to go die now. Now Justin/Jee/Jun/Dana discussing how the HOH will be questions about each other and going over possibilities. Just stop, people. Justin: "Which one of the houseguests is growing warts profusely?" Jee can't believe Scott admitted that to them. God, that seems like a lifetime ago. Justin would rather shave something once a day than tweeze them once a month. What a freaking sissy. Tweezing is no big deal. pelts Justin with cookies
4barkley	2:30 hT	#510	[-]
Posts: 269 (08/06/03 13:48:30) More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Alison and Erika in BFE. Alison is laying on Dave's bed (sniff) I miss Dave! E says "it's probably best if we don't say anything to Robert" Ali is trying to get Jun kicked out next week. She's angling for Jun and Justin to go on the block and use Robert as the backup for the veto. Ali admits she was wrong last week, I'm assuming in not putting Justin on the block. Ya Think? Your whole damn alliance was telling you what to do and the reasons behind it, but you put your emotions and your backstabbing deal with Justin ahead of them all. You wouldn't have to worry about Justin coming after you IF HE WASN'T THERE! Jack and Nate outside. They show a quick shot of the BY, there are booths set up for the HOH, so the competition is a mental one this week more than likely. They go quickly to FOTH. Fuckers, we pay $25 to see the scoop, not have it hidden from us. Nate asking who Jun's partner was in the first HOH competition. Erika says Jun, but wasn't it Michelle, or was she with Amanda? Robert says he's feeling weak and once again I say what a pansy ass. Peanut butter is a complete food, with tons of protien, so quit dragging ass slimbert. Get upset about the lack of variety, or the hatred of peanut butter, but don't blame it for you weakness. I see the DS in the bathroom and Dana is once again perched on Justin's lap. What do you suppose cleans off Dana germs? Jun's lamenting that the people that left spent more time with J/E/N/A than with any of them. Justin says BB would make it a level playing field and would take it into account that the other hammies knew the evicted much better. Um, no they wouldn't - it's your own damn fault for not spending time with anyone else. Dana asks if she should give Justin a pair of panties. and on that note, I'm switching feeds. I guess it's the gift that keeps on giving. Jack and Erika cramming for the HOH competition, trying to remember details about the evicted hammies.
Highwaygirl98	2:45 p.m. HT	#511	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:50:36) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jee is shaving his toes. Dana says that he should wax, since shaving won't get rid of the hair completely and you can still see the follicles beneath the skin. Which is true. But I don't really care and Dana should just zip it. But sheeeeeeeeee's leeeeeeeeaving hooooooooooome (byeeee byeeeeee). Jee: "I would never shave my patch. That's just not manly." Sign #458 of the Apocalypse - I agree with Jee about something. I had an ex-boyfriend get all experimental in that way and it was just WEIRD LOOKING. Like, unsettling and stuff. shudder Crap, I've got the song "Stacey's Mom" in my head. Must replace it with "Hey Julie" or "Bright Future In Sales." Dana says that Jee does have an accent, but Justin doesn't do a good job of mimicking it. Justin doesn't do a good job of much of anything except being a flaming tool, does he?
Highwaygirl98	2:55 p.m. HT	#512	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 13:55:48) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	More bathroom contemplation of potential HOH questions. They're serving up some corned beef rehash of past competitions. Like the last food challenge - how many pipes did we use? Ask Justin, he seems to know a lot about using a pipe with Gary. This is repetitive stuff. And on that note, I'm heading home!
GreenTuna	3:15pm HT	#513	[-]
Posts: 1520 (08/06/03 14:16:32) Volcano More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I have about 5 minutes before I have to dash. F1 opens to Jack in the kitchen. JACK--get dressed! He is wearing a tres unattractive brown tank top. ERICKA--get dressed! She is wearing a purple sweatshirt and blue jeans. California, August, Sweatshirt. I'll never understand these people. Moving on. F2 opens to loading......loading.......loading. Uh oh, 82%. Houston we have a problem. There we go. F2 opens to Ali and Nate on the Hammock where only the prettiest and strongest may shlumpf. ALI! NATE! Get dressed! Tick tock tick tock. You people have less than 3 hours! Lordy. Moving on. F3 opens to um, loading and screams? But my visual is Jee. Actually it is statue of Jee because he is sitting there doing nothing. Honestly, I wish I could screencap because he looks like he has been spending WAY too much time with Gary. Oh look. Dana and Justin. JUSTIN! JEE! Get dressed!! Dana? Don't care so much. Go home. Plasma screen shows fishy. They got dressed. Moving along. F4 opens to waiting.....ick. Dana again. Now she is talking to the Jee statue who has reclined in that "peel me a grape" pose. So refreshing. PEOPLE! Why are you mumbling?? Voting is over, Dana's already booked in the sequesterville loony bin. Dana says she keeps practicing what she is going to say to Julie. She says she doesn't want it to sound like she is accepting a Grammy award. Dana says she was "delightfully quirky". Another thousand punch lines fly overhead. I'm too tired to pluck one from the sky.
Highwaygirl98	4:45 p.m. HT	#514	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 15:52:12) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	So, probably nothing has been happening in the house because all these people are doing is trying to make themselves look socially acceptable for the live show. But I just turned on the feeds and I swear to god I thought I saw Justin thrusting against one of the camera windows. Dana still isn't dressed. Maybe she's just going to go out wearing a tank top and tap shorts. Nice, my sound just died. This is like watching kabuki theater. Crumb, it came back. Jun is applying makeup. Jee is vacuuming his rug. snerk Alison is in a towel applying makeup. Erika is dressed and wearing the Pink Hat o' Fugly, applying makeup. Justin is in shorts and a t-shirt, applying makeup. Nathan is cleaning the windows. Dana is puttering around the kitchen. Justin's voice nearly blew out my speakers. He is now helping clean the windows. Then he sprays Dana with cleaner and tries to wipe her down, too. Because she's a dirty, dirty whore. Much merriment and laughter ensues. The hamsters know that their long national nightmare is almost over - Dana is leaving in about 90 minutes. Jack is out of the shower. Justin is going to go into the shower.
Highwaygirl98	4:55 pm HT	#515	[-]
Posts: 3228 (08/06/03 15:56:53) Head of Household More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Nathan steals the shower from Justin, so Justin gets right on in there with him. Four-square FOTH. .... .... .... .... .... Just kidding! Robert honks into the PoreCam. Justin eats yogurt at the table with Dana. Hey, he's both eating and sitting beside live bacterial cultures! Jun and Erika are still applying makeup. Dana gets up and goes into the bedroom, Robert taking her place beside Justin. Another live bacterial culture!
overgme	5:13 HT	#516	[-]
Posts: 1541 (08/06/03 16:17:28) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ohhhhh, Dana is looking for her sparkles! So she can be all shimmery tonight. I love it when she does that. She's just like a princess or a fairy. It's so purdy. What? Alison takes great pains to do her hair. The spirit of Michele lives. Which just goes to show that while brains may be vacant, the soul is eternal.
overgme	5:25 HT	#517	[-]
Posts: 1541 (08/06/03 16:29:12) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Alison's hair has won the battle for supremacy, so now it's glamming up Alison. The hair isn't quite as good a game player as Ali, but it does have a better personality. So it's kind of a wash. Jun talks about having to do the "Sex and the City" walk for the producers with two of her friends. She had to get in the cab last and not slam the door on her leg. I have no idea what she's talking about, as I have not paid an ounce of attention to that show since I found out it wasn't on Cinemax, if you know what I mean. Apprently Dana has decided that instead of wearing a shirt tonight she's just going to let a hippopotamus throw up on her. Because hippo barf is the only way to explain what she's wearing.
neptune42	Re: 5:58 HT	#518	[-]
Posts: 108 (08/06/03 16:58:48) Da Mermaid More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	A lightning storm took out my digital cable box, so I can't watch the east feeds. Bugger. I tuned in to the live feeds, and watched them get ready. Then FoTH. Someone was briefly on the bridge, but I didn't catch who.
overgme	7:00 HT	#519	[-]
Posts: 1541 (08/06/03 17:51:28) Power of Veto More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	It's a brand new week. Go recap it in the brand new thread . . .
Unregistered(d)	Unknown	#520	[-]
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