Overg and PVRunner ... take us out!
FINAL LIVE SHOW RECAP
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 Highwaygirl98 |
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Posts: 3228 (09/24/02 16:31:57) Head of Household |
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overgme |
4:38 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 15:45:43) Power of Veto |
That's right folks. As a way of winding down Hamster Time, pv and I are here to give you the final live show recap. PV was the logical choice to wind things up, because she pretty much lapped the field several times over in the number of recaps she provided us. And I'm here just here because I threatened to delete everything pv wrote unless Highwaygirl let me join the fun.
Before we get started, I'd just once again like to say thank you to Highwaygirl for setting up this site, Hipp for being a great moderator and then a great admin, and raptorgirl and Meggin for keeping everything running smoothly. I'd also like to thank all of the people who took the time to recap. This site would be nothing without people recapping for it, so thank you all. Also, thank you to everyone who posted on any of the other threads. You were a damn easy bunch to moderate. And lurkers . . . thanks for, um, increasing our number of hits or something. *shuffles uncomfortably* Come on show, start. All of this nice stuff is making me itchy. Let's put some obnoxious hamsters on my tv so I can once again feel morally superior while wishing them physical harm . . . |
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4:55 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 15:56:21) |
Overg dealt out the thanks much better than I ever could, but he left out one crucial person. To overg, another of the mods, thank you for helping to keep this place running the way a great message board should, and keeping it's readers in stitches with your rendition of hilarious recaps.
Okay, now on to the show...well...in an hour anyway. Damn you CBS, for making us wait! |
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overgme |
6:00 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:05:58) Power of Veto |
Here we go! Previously, hamsters acted like dickheads. POD makes an appearance. Dani the deceivious ran things. And Jason played parasite to Danielle. But Danielle and Jason couldn't counter POD! Go POD! And more importantly, go Jason, you ballless wonder! Ahhh, the montage of the evicted. It warms my heart.
Did anyone else notice that all of the "action shots" the previous weeks in the introduction are the actual evictions? It only took me until two weeks ago to figure that out. And you've been relying upon my point of view for recaps. You poor, poor, fools. But this weeks all of the hamsters get their own little face shot back. Aww, how special. Julie! The problem with recapping live feeds is that I never get to wish physical harm to Julie. Of course, looking at her, it looks like someone already sliced away 90% of her body, so I'm not what more I could do. Black and white recap of doom fades immediately to color. I love that. Dani props herself up trying to make herself out to look like a genious. She claims she did everything for her family. And then she recaps all of the alliances, saying that the ultimate alliance was she and Jason. She asks Lisa if she figured it out, and Lisa nonchalantely says yes. Hah! Way to steal her thunder. Lisa then steals even more thunder by saying she knew Danielle initiated the couples breakup. Dani lets Lisa in on the fact that originally Marc was their third, but he was too unstable. Sure, if by unstable, you mean complete and other whackjob bitchcake, then yeah, you're right Danielle. Danielle sheds some tears. Lisa looks all POD. Danielle calls herself diabolical. Ah comeon, show her comparing herself to Will. And then show Will. You can never have too much Will. |
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:13:51) Power of Veto |
Hamster meeting. Tonya gets all bitchy with Marc for attacking him personally, and then calls herself a great mother. Marc, showing some actual maturity, apologizes. Tonya, says she's forgiving, and she and Marc hug. I barf.
Amy apologizes for anything harsh she said. Chiara says she doesn't forgive Amy. Chiara, you suck, Amy rules. Shut up. Josh apologises to Gerry. Chiara apologizes to Roddy. Yeah, that makes sense. He did have to touch you the most. Roddy, being a super prick, actually accepts her apology. And then he says he was a supergreat guy, and bitches everyone out. Heheheh, Roddy jumps out into the biggest asshole lead. Impressive, given the company he's currently keeping. The houseguests debate Lisa. Josh thinks she did nothing. Tonya thinks Dani used others to do her dirty work. Josh points out that Danielle was beloved while in the house, and she was brilliant. Roddy, a fuckwit, points out that Dani lied to him. Josh points out that that's the entire fucking point. Chiara bitches about Danielle calling Roddy the devil. Jason starts to defend Dani, and Marc goes all bitchcakes on him. Marc and Roddy, fighting it out for the biggest shithead crown! Comeon Tonya, Chiara, Lori, and Gerry, pick up the slack. You each acted like complete fucking idiots repeatedly, bring it on! Eric says his relationship with Lisa isn't his deciding factor. Marc says he loves Danielle. Oh, this must be the "make the audience think the hamsters might actually vote for Danielle" montage. Hah. |
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pvrunner |
6:00 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 17:15:10) |
Here we go...
Previously on Big Brother: The annoying voice of everything runs down the highlights of the past 11 weeks. Lisa's strategizing kicked in when Eric left. She crowned herself PoD. Dani lost the wet stormy challenge. Lisa became the ultimate HoH. Blah blah blah...you all saw this, and if you didn't, well that's your loss! And you call yourselves fans! For the first time since the beginning of the show, we get the original opening credits. Julie is decked out in all black and looking like she needs a cookie. For once, she doesn't look like she's been shopping in my closet. Color me relieved (she made my clothes look like hell)! Dani and Lisa decided it was time to come clean about their strategies. Dani and that goddamned baseball hat in the DR telling us all about the alliances she had through the game. She and the girls, she and the non-cartel and ultimately she and Jason. Dani fessed up that the couples going up was her idea and not Gerry's. Dani explaining that Marcellas was the third in the group and was replaced by Lisa because Marcellas was unstable. Huh? Marcellas was unstable? What the hell are you talking about you whacko? Lisa has no regrets. Dani was diabolical. She says "what's done is done". She fought the good fight and it was a good game. Lisa is really happy in the DR being the final two (as she should be). Here's Julie again to tell us that the evictees are back. We know the drill. Tonya's all pissed off about everyone attacking her mothering skills. Marcellas appologizes. Tonya says she forgives him because she's very "giving and forgiving". Amy addresses her criticism of other houseguests. Chiara looks pissed off. She refuses to forgive Amy. Josh appologizes to Gerry and straight up says he was cruel to him. Good job, Joshy. Way to fess up when you realize you did something royally stupid! Chiara appologizes to Roddy for being an insecure freakish bitch. Well, she just says insecure, but we all know she was a freakish bitch. Roddy says it was hard for him to watch the tapes because he wasn't mean to anyone (yeah, sure you weren't you fucking blowhard. Go live in your scary little delusional world, I want no part of it). Talk of Lisa. Josh doesn't want her to win. Marc loved her. Eric thinks she was unselfish. Tonya says Lisa flew under the radar. Josh thinks Dani played brilliantly in that game. Roddy argues that she was brutally dishonest. LORI!! She says good things about Dani. Chiara is disgusted by the Devil comments from Danielle. Jason defends Dani (as he should, because he's her boy!). Marcellas said he loved her like a sister, but is mad as hell that she worked them all. Jason points out that every single person in the house said mean things about people. He says she played that game excellently. He asks them to give the money to the person who played the game the best. More Julie that we didn't need to see. The houseguests in a DR somewhere far far away spew their thoughts on the finalists. Now you and I both know that the editors are going to try to edit this so we don't know who is going to win at the end, so take all comments with a grain of salt. Chiara has wavered between the two. Eric doesn't think the relationsihp with LIsa is the deciding factor. Josh is disgusted with how Lisa played the game. Lori respects Dani for voicing her lies. She calls her scandelous (in her oh, so memorable LORI! tone). Amy calls Dani "Liberace" (because she's played the hell out of everyone and this game). Josh is *clearly* going to vote in favor of Danielle. He loves the way she played this game. |
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 17:27:30) |
Question time:
Lori: Lisa, do you have any regrets at all? Lisa: That original alliance is the only regret she has in the house. Lori: Asks about hygienegate. Dani: Dani appologizes for blowing up and Lori appologizes her too. Tonya: She's shocked by the way Lisa talked about her after they were in the house having fun. Lisa: I don't remember being mean, but I"m sorry. Tonya: What would you change about the game? Dani: I would have held on to the key Amy: HOw honest were your DRs? Dani: Very honest. Lisa: She was fairly honest and true in the DR. She could have been brutal but decided against it. Eric: Rate your game of ethics. Dani: With ethics, she was a 1. She broke no rules. Eric: Wants to know about how she thought it would sway his vote about the voting back in Lisa: She never thought about the final vote. She didn't want to be separated from him again. Josh: Why should I not Dani in this game? Lisa: I wanted an honest person to win. Josh: Why vote against Lisa? Dani: She went with her plans Chiara: List the hamsters you lied to Dani: Everyone except Jason. Maybe not Lori Chiara: Do you forgive me for calling you insecure? Lisa: I dont' understand why you did it, but I"m going to hold on to the first impression where I like you. Gerry: What is the flaw in your game that will cost you the 500G's. Dani: Wanted to play honest, but didn't think she'd be at the end of the game Lisa: My flaw was bringing a "Will" with her to the final and she fell for her game. Roddy: Dani, how bad were the PB&J weeks? Dani: They were really really bad. She hates PB&J. Roddy: Most favorite memory of the house. Lisa: Her watching herself grow as a person. Marc has no questions, but congratulates them both and says he loves them both. Jason he loves them both too. He just wants to say thanks to Dani. Dani is sobbing. Jason loves her. He says the same to Lisa and forgives her for the tough decision she had to make. He congrats them both. OH, they're all a bunch of snivellers now. Tears everywhere. Lisa came into the house playing with her heart. It didn't make her a weak player, it made her a different player. SHe's sitting with Dani becuse she brought her there. Dani's not a bad person, she's a strong person and a strong player. Dani addresses Gerry to thank him for saving her during that tie vote. Dani says her game was to play for her family and as long as she gave her all, she's okay with it. She hopes everyone will forgive her and if they can't, she'll understand. Dani justifying the whole thing to Lisa and saying she'd play the game the same no matter what. Back to Julie telling us about the people in the DR to cast their votes. Chiara is pissed with Dani. Eric says Dani played great. Gerry never really was close to Lisa. Tonya says Dani was a liar and Lisa was mean. Jason says Dani was loyal to him and Lisa played a great game. Josh supports the way Dani played the game. She didn't let it happen, she made it happen. Montage of ex-hamsters voting by putting their keys in the nomination box. |
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overgme |
6:16 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:27:58) Power of Veto |
Back from commerical. Mrs. Twig strikes one of her poses, and introduces the questions portion of the game.
Lori asks Lisa if she has any regrets about the original alliance. Lisa says it's probably her only regret, because she doesn't like judging that quickly. Lori asks Danielle about hygienegate. Danielle says she blew up, Lori says she did too, and that's it. Tonya was shocked by some of the things Lisa said about her on the live feeds. Lisa says she doesn't remember saying bad, but she would like to apologize if she did. Danielle tells Tonya that the only thing she would have changed was that she would have held onto the key. Amy asks Dani how honest she was in the DR's. Dani says they were accurate. Lisa says she kept some stuff back. Eric asks Dani to rate herself ethically. Dani says she was a one. He asks Lisa if she thought his final vote might be affected by her decision to not vote him back in. She says that she didn't think about that, and didn't want to be separated from him again. Josh asks each of them why he should vote against the other. Chiara asks Dani to list the hamsters she lied to. She says she lied to everyone except Jason, and maybe Lori. Chiara asks Lisa if she forgives her for calling insecure, and Lisa says yeah. Gerry asks each that if they don't win, what was the flaw in their game. Dani says she didn't play honestly, and Lisa says she brought a Will. Oh, good answer! Roddy asks Dani how bad the pb&j weeks were. Ummm, what? He asks Lisa what her favorite memory was. Lisa says watching her own growth. Marc has no questions, and just tells them he loves them both. Dani is crying up a storm. Jason loves them both. Dani cries. Jason says thank you to Dani, and he loves her. Dani cries. Jason cries. He tells Lisa he would have made a tough choice too if he won the final HOH, so he doesn't fault Lisa. Dani cries. I can never type that enough. Dani cries. Cry Dani cry! Final speeches. Lisa played with her heart. It didn't make her a weak player. She's sitting next to Danielle because she brought her there. She compliments Danielle on her gameplaying. Dani says her goal was something about a snake eating dove. My ears shut down from hearing that 300000 fucking times. She hopes everyone forgives her. She cries. Post questioning, Danielle got all indignant, and tells Lisa she hurt people in the game, but she'd do it again. Now it's time for the "bitch about both Lisa and Dani" montage. Once again, slanted to make it look like Dani is going to win. Did someone let Mark Burnett into the editing room? This cheesy bait and switch garbage is pure Survivor. And it's actually making me thankful for Josh, who appears to have have given the producers a big fuck you and not blown smoke like he's going to vote for Lisa. Unless he actually does vote for Lisa, in which case, fuck you Josh. In fact, fuck you Josh anyway, you spastic, Roddy loving, turkeybearded jackass. |
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overgme |
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:36:49) Power of Veto |
Half way home. And why the fuck is this show only an hour? Come on, the editors this year have been brilliant. Give them a couple to strut their stuff. I want bings. I want bzzts. I want green Eric.
Nothing woman sits with the 10 houseguests. She starts with Jason, and brings up the Christain virgin thing, and asks if the horrors of the house affected him. He's wearing an evil little goatee, so I'd say yes. Julie asks Josh when he's going to propose to Merritt. Oh god, did you learn *nothing* from last year? Josh, continuing to earn points with me, refuses to completely whore himself and says he'll do it on his own fucking time. Thank you Josh. Julie asks Eric what he learned about Lisa once he left the house. He says she's amazing, great, beautiful, and gives a great hand job. Julie asks Chiara about her relationship with Roddy. I guess they wanted something better than Roddy's "Chia-who, never met the woman" response. But Roddy pulls her strings and throws his voice into Chiara's mouth, saying "we've got to know each other better outside the house, blah, blah, blah." Julie asks Roddy if using his charm is a form of deception. Roddy, being a bastion of virtue, says nothing. Julie asks Tonya to address her critics. Tonya flashes her tits. And mentions the word "sexy" in describing herself. Tonya needs to just go fuck herself. Lori says she would have stirred things up more if she'd stay in the house, but her mom was right saying she would be the first one out. Julie cuts her off, realizing that Lori is incapable of saying anything coherent. Gerry calls himself a cool teacher, even cooler now. Julie asks Marc how his head is. He says a lot of people have bopped him on the head. Not enough Marc, and not because you didn't use the veto. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamy! Julie asks her about Chiara and Tonya. Amy says she's getting along fine with everyone now. And off to the house . . . |
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6:30 Hamster Time | ||
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 17:39:31) |
And we're back. Julie is yapping at the evicted hamsters. Josh tries to steal the show again and Julie calls him at it. She asks Jason about being the Christian virgin boy. Did they influence his attitudes? He really liked everyone in the house and he figured out a way to play the game regardless.
To Josh: When are you going to make a decent woman out of Merritt? Josh says they're taking things at their own pace. The other hamsters are shocked that Julie's question is so blunt. Me to. To Eric: About he and Lisa and how they became so close. What did he learn about her from the outside looking in? She's a kind and giving person. It was a pleasure to know the game didn't change her. His heart grew fonder. Too bad she's all up in Jason's grill now. To Chiara: What's the deal with she and Roddy? They're going to be good friends (yeah if friends means he's never going to talk to you again because you're a selfish skanky slut and he's too concerned with his image). To Roddy: You say you didn't lie or decieve, but you still manipulated by playing on emotions. He says that's not dishonest. Sure it's not you freak! To Tonya: What does she want to say to her critics right now? She's made a lot of great friends and she loves her kids more than anything. They never got to know the mom side of her. To Lori!: How would you have impacted the house if you were in the house longer? She would have stirred things up. Wow, that's a hideous shirt she's wearing. And what is up with her hair? LORD girl! TO Gerry: Are you cool because you're on TV or the big looser because you were on TV? He was cool before, but he's cooler now. To Marcellas: How's your head? Did arrogance cost him the game? His head has been being slapped by everyone since he left. Arrogance didn't cost him the game, his heart did. To Amy: Guards for the party? She and Chiara are now friends and all is forgiven. Julie sends them in the house. Jason is requested to hit the doorbell. Think they'll answer it? Julie makes them go get the door. They're walking very slowly. Dani is hiding behind the wall. Lisa doesn't want to open it. Lisa is caught off guard by Amy and Chiara walking in together with their arms around each other's waist. Hugs all around. Look everyone, the freaks are all back in the house. Lisa and Eric hugging off by themselves. She's crying and he's telling her it's all okay. He's got a big fluffy dog with him (the stuffed variety, not the peeing variety). Pointless Citrona plug (does anyone actually drink that horsepiss? yuck!). |
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:39:34) Power of Veto |
Roddy orders Jason to ring the doorbell, which he does. Twice. Jason then offers the ladies first. Hahaha, Lisa and Dani stay sitting on their asses until Julie tells them to get the door. Lisa and Dani wander over all super nervous, and Lisa opens the door.
Amy and Chaira walk in arm and arm. Heh, way to fuck with Lisa and Dani's frazzled nerves even more, make them think they're crazy. Awww, Lisa and Eric share a tender moment, muffled by their hug, but Eric seemed to say that he was sure *something nice about Lisa*. Good for Lisa, she was obviously scarred shitless he was really mad at her. Go POD! |
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overgme |
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:47:06) Power of Veto |
It's time for the final votes to be announced. I'm betting that Josh and Jason are among the first four. Have to keep that suspence that Dani might make this close as high as possible. The evicted hamsters have placed either Lisa or Dani's keys in the box of doom. The each take turns pulling the key they placed in. The name on the key is a vote *for* the winner.
Whoa, we're actually going in order of eviction. Lori votes for Lisa. Tonya drops her fucking key! But voted for Lisa. Eric asks if anyone wants to guess his vote, and gives it to Lisa. Josh actually votes for Lisa, and chucks his key across the room. Chiara, Gerry, Roddy, Marc, and Amy all vote for Lisa. Lisa is crying up a storm. And Jason votes for Danielle. Dani looks resigned, and then puts on a happy smile for Lisa. Lisa cries heavily and happily. Josh rushes up to get the first hug, and all of the hamsters take turns giving each of the final two hugs. And the hamsters leave the house, led by Danielle, who meets her daughters and fucks her husband right there on the steps. Eric walks Lisa out to her dad, who gives her a big hug. Lisa's got a huge smile on her face, and she's crying. Go POD. Congratulations. |
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 17:47:16) |
Back from the endless wonders that are commercials. You know, they're just long enough for me to open up another reply screen because dial up sucks giant bits of hairy ass (and that Subway commercial needs to die)! We're less than 15 minutes to knowing that my dear PoD won this game and I couldn't be happier about it!
Julie telling us what we already know, as she always does. Lisa and Dani are holding hands in the eviction chairs and the table is holding the voting box with the keys. Julie breaks in to ask if they're ready. Each key is a vote for the winner. Lori: Lisa (yeah, she's winning this game) Tonya: Lisa Eric: Lisa Josh: Lisa (holy hell, parkas in hell are on sale) Gerry: Lisa Chiara: Lisa Roddy: Lisa Marcellas: Lisa Amy: Lisa Jason: Danielle Lisa was in tears through the whole thing. Julie makes it official. Josh is still in shock that he voted for Lisa (so is everyone else in America). Julie tells them to get the hell out of the house! The rent is due and unless you plan on paying for another 3 months, we don't want your skanky asses on the nice furniture anymore! GET OUT! Dani meets her family (and hey, the youngest daughter did get to come, despite the fact that she's the bottom of the food chain in Dani's mind). Lisa's dad is there too. Lisa is just so happy!!! Talking to the winners when the show returns. |
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overgme |
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Posts: 1541 (09/25/02 17:59:29) Power of Veto |
Lisa is the winner. The Princess of Darkness reigns supreme. Bet not many people would have ever guessed that around week 4. Fortunately for her, she was in the house with a bunch of assholes, which had to make things a lot easier.
And special mention to Roddy, who, in a house full of stupid dickweeds, proved himself to be the biggest asshole of them all tonight. Roddy, forget Lisa, you're the real winner of BB3! Julie sits with Dani and Lisa. Lisa is beaming. Dani has a small little smile. She tells Julie she's "not shocked" that Lisa. Julie asks her if she hoped that her gameplay would win her the game. Dani says yeah, but Lisa's victory proves that a good person could win. Lisa says she was really nervous that Dani had pulled another Will. Julie asks them how shocked they are by the 9-1 vote. Neither really are. Julie plays the "first thing you think of game" with the hamsters' names. Highlights include Lisa calling Amy crazy, and Josh "very energetic." Dani calls Chiara a sour apple. Lisa beams when Eric's name is mentioned. These two have a little more energy for this than Will and Nicole did last year, but they're both still obviously way worn out. Commercial for casting for BB4. I guess they're going to try and cast next years show more than a week ahead of time this time. That's just crazy enough to work. Oh, btw, check back on this site occassionally. Right now plans are to create a BB4 board, and we'll keep you updated here. Also, head on over to House Analysis for some continuing threads after the show. And we're back for the final wrap up. The hamsters all stand at FOTH. Eric's got a huge teddy dog in his arms. Julie asks them if they want pb&j for the wrap party, and the joke absolutely bombs. Way to wrap things up Julie. We get a final scan through the house, the FOTH music plays,and we're done. Hamster Time 7:00. |
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pvrunner |
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Posts: 456 (09/25/02 18:01:44) |
We're back. Interview with the Chenbot. Dani's not surprised that Lisa won. Julie asks why (come on Julie, it's fucking obvious). Dani says that a good person should have won it and she did. She wouldn't change a thing.
Lisa is surprised she won because of last year. Dani said she knew it would be 9-1 (after she heard the questions). Julie is asking about former Amy: Southern Belle Tonya: laughter Marc: beautiful Roddy: a good man (Dani said it, but waited a long ass time) Josh: energetic and just wow. The joker Chiara: Sour apple, and outgoing Gerry: Strong, teacher Eric: (Lisa with the goofy grin) love him, fireman Lori: Spunky Jason: Angelic and angel. Julie congratulates them and says they're not done and not to go away. We then get all the cast's audition videos (well the 5 that actually sent in videos anyway). More Citrona pimping (guess what, Citrona, nobody likes you! Stop trying to cram your crap down our throats! The only one that will listen to you is Amy). And, we're back from that brief break. Julie thanks all the hamsters for a fabulous season. She congratulates them on a job well done. Good night from Julie Chen and all the hamsters. Aww, it's over now. We are getting a run through of some old house footage. Lizards, bedrooms, living room, etc. Well, with this post, I will wrap up BB3 and sign off myself. It's been a great season. Highwaygirl, you rock and thank you so much for giving us BB addicts a place to ramble on and on (and on and on, in my case). I will look forward to seeing each of you next year in the BB4 forums. Goodnight and farewell! Signing off...... ~pv |
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