LF Week 10: 09/12/02-09/19/02 HOH: Danielle

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PazzaKari	General Info	#101	[-]
Posts: 79 (09/16/02 10:55:44) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	hey this is general, I have the feeds on while I am sitting in the chat room waiting for Lisa to start chattin. Amy, Dani, and Jason all had to go outisde for lockdown while Lisa chats. The computer was set up somewhere in the house, I can't tell exactky where. Looks like mayeb in the HOH? Lisa was very nervous getting reeady. Jason talked about how people would ask her a lot of questions about Eric. Jason commented some more on general internet stuff, how fast people knew he and Amy won cruise, etc in reference to the fact none of that has even aired on TV yet. Also, Lisa is wearing this cutoff UConn tank top, I gues in honor of Eric. Whatever. ETA: Lisa is so cute, while the chat is going on she keeps saying "this is so much fun."
SlaeSlae	Lisa recaps American's Choice for hamsters as we recap	#102	[-]
Posts: 903 (09/16/02 11:51:09) My WORD is BROKEN! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In a strange parallel BB universe, Lisa is recapping the chat while we recap her recapping the chat. Tres bizarre! She's telling them the questions and answers, and they appropriately "ooh and aah" when prompted. She's just an honest gal. GO PoD! Jason asked her how many questions she was asked, and she said "about 10 or 15" and said that the questions weren't really as juicy as she thought they'd be. I guess Lisa doesn't understand the whole idea of the "moderated chat" thing. But that's ok. I still love my little innocent Princess. She's telling them about the "put on a lingerie show" for Jason question and this turns Jason's face about 20 shades of red, but he yells "BRING IT! BRING IT!" Hee! Lisa is so giddy right now. It's about damned time, She needed a little boost. They're talking about Eric being on the chat, and how he's a "good man" because they knew she had some doubts occasionally about them. Lisa's giggling about the screen name "Lisa's Fan Club President". She lets them know that she was asked about the others taking money and screwing her out of a phone call home, and that she said she was disappointed, but the America's Choice chat kinda made up for it. Lisa says she's now more terrified than ever about going back into the real world. I hope in a good way, though. She's glad that she has female fans. She says she was asked in the DR earlier about whether or not she was jealous of Danielle's female fan base, and that she answered "yes, because that's the biggest compliment you can get". She wonders if the DR is broadcast on the feeds. (no, Lisa, unfortunately not). They go to a bried FOTH when she mentions John, the producer, and we're back to her discussing the kiss question and how she felt about not voting Eric back in. I'm hoping that in Lisa's glee, she remembers to not pump this up too much, and can stay under the radar and win the freaking game. This is probably getting long, and my computer is acting wonky, so I'm gonna post before I lose this. ETA: the lockdown is over, and they can now go back into the house. Jason heads to the WC, and the gals still are talking about the chat.
SlaeSlae	Dissin Amy while she's in the DR	#103	[-]
Posts: 903 (09/16/02 12:52:29) My WORD is BROKEN! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	They're all sitting around the hideous yellow table and playing..... oh... guess.... CARDS! Woohoo! You're a winner! (but I digress) ANYWAY..... Amy is called into the DR. She's been kind of humming all afternoon (but so has DanI), so the hamsters wonder if that's the reason for her call to the DR. Charmed is discussing Amy and her singing. Jason mentioned how she didn't sing even once yesterday while they were away on the cruise, and said he even told her "You know Amy, you can probably sing today", but she didn't. Jason says it's got to be controllable, because some days she sings, some days she doesn't. He says he "feels" for us "internet people" because every single time someone sings a song, or even sings something to the tune of a recognizeable song, they go to "front of house shots" and that's not cool. He says he tells her this all the time, but she doesn't listen. Lisa asks for explanation number 4,567,234 of the reason why singing isn't cool, and Jason re-explains that CBS doesn't own the rights to the songs, so they can't broadcast them singing anything. This prompts Charmed to wonder aloud why she just can't stop singing. But they're not really being snarky or shitty about it, they're really kind of... .should I say... baffled about it? Apparently the whole "selfish" and "clueless" thing with Amy is rearing its ugly little head again. Then DanI said something about Amy asking "are you gonna put me up?" and Dani says she told her "sure I'm gonna put you up." Could this mean that our little Crews is over? I sure hope so.
SlaeSlae	Hamsters Discussing the Final Vote	#104	[-]
Posts: 903 (09/16/02 14:54:35) My WORD is BROKEN! Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I just checked in with the feeds, and it looks like DanI's in the DR, and the L, J and A are hanging out on the couches talking about how the final vote went last year, and what they'd do if they had to "cancel out a vote" like they did last year. Jason's explaining how the voting went, and Amy says "I just don't know what I'd ask" (in regards to the questions the evicted ones asked the final two). Jason says, "No, they ask YOU the question", and Amy smartly replies "I'm thinking of questions I'd ask, just in case". Jason says "Ahhh.." Then any further discussion is ki-boshed because Dani comes back into the room and says "so what are we going to do now?" They all freak out and say "What do you mean?" DanI explains that she's just bored and wants to do something. J asks if anyone's going to work out, and they all answer with a resounding "NO". Amy suggests that they all stage a big fight for excitement's sake. She volunteers to throw Jason through the table, in Springer fashion. Jason says they can build a break-away table, but I'm not thinking that's what Amy meant! Hee! Then L wonders what time dinner is, and if it's time to eat. They start talking about what they requested for their "surf & turf", J and L both answer "filet mignon", and since the cow probably didn't sign a release, we get a brief FOTH. Back, and more discussion of Lisa's internet chat. Amy keeps singing "Im popular..." and they're all wondering who sings the song. I try and yell at the screen "It's by Nada Surf!"... but, alas, they don't hear me so they're still wondering. Amy's been singing snippets from the song all afternoon since she's realized just how "popular" they all are after seeing their posters BB made them from their respective websites. They're now talking about the show "2GetHer" (or however they spelled it in that oh so tricky MTV fashion) and how silly it was. Jason, on the other hand, thought it was very clever, and says that now all of us "internet people" are probably going to go download 2gether songs. BUZZZZZ! Wrong you are, Jason. But thank you for thinking of us. Now Amy's singing some rap-spoof song from local radio about "Boys in the Hood", but they're not FOTHing it, so I guess her local FM station signed releases since she apparently promised to sing all their unfunny stuff. Where's FOTH when ya need it? They're singing various spoofs, Amy's singing "we don't need no birth control..." and re-hashing the Tonya Brick in the Wall song she and Marcy penned. Jason's a little uncomfortable with the "sex-talk" and they change the subject. DanIwantmyHoHsticker is bitching because she hasn't gotten her "HoH sticker" (huh? what is this?). She says "Dang, it took me 8 weeks to get the sucker, I want my sticker". Each and every single time the conversation slips into something that has nothing to do with DanI, she immediately berings it right back to herself, or something to do with herself. The Marcy Show continues, they've just recast it with DanI in the lead. ~yawn~ Jason just said "ok, internet people, we're gonna give you something really exciting in a few minutes, we're gonna feed the lizards." Jason's asides to we "internet people" are getting old. He just peeked out in the backyard and noticed that they have charcoal. They're just talking about a big bunch of nothing, mixed in with various references to the level of flu/cold that each hamster is experiencing right now (welcome to a preview of the next 9 days) so I'm gonna post.
ferfelabat	Ferfe Signing in	#105	[-]
Posts: 1484 (09/16/02 17:06:29) STFC Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Lisa, Amy and Jason hangin out on the sofas BS'ing down memory lane. And what a twisted road it's been. They are all thankful for the experience. Think everyone should be grateful to have been a part of the cast. And if they don't then they are immature and not grateful. Deep thoughts Lisa, Very Deep The hamsters ponder this profound thought with a moment of silence and then-- J: Amy. How much of that Cream cheese do we have left? J says he is dying for a cake. Dying. Ladies of America, listen up. The Key to J's heart is sweets and crafts. Talk moves on to the card game Lisa is playing and how great it is when it all comes down to the same suit. A: Goddonit, people like me. And on to break ups. Lisa stole an Ex's necklace. Amy was told to get on with her sad little life. Dani is in the DR. They ponder the significance of that. Amy wants Dani to be Happy. She has Fans! L says she took her fans as a little too masculine? The lesbian woman kinda spooked her. J says that if anything bothered her then -- she did it for her family and she didn't think anyone out there would care and now it's a sobering thought that she's being watched. J says it's that and the Dayquil. They are all riding high on the internet chat wave. Except Dani - because she's evil and we all know it. J is laughing histerically for no apparent reason. Oh wait - pictures of him on a fan page? He's tickled. And not at all full of himself. Sooooo modest is our Jason. He's appealing to the pre-teen set. J: I like it. Amy says the CBS Photographer sucks. She hates her picture on the wall. Oh we're not vain. No not me. L: We're an attractive cast. I don't want to follow this line with them. Icky. Posting
overgme	6:23 HT	#106	[-]
Posts: 1541 (09/16/02 17:24:02) Power of Veto Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The hamsters are talking about meeting with the evicted hamsters. Jason says to think of something nice to say to every one of them. Amy jokes that she can't think of something nice for all of them. Jason is picking on Danielle. He then stops to make sure she's okay. Dani says she is, and if she wasn't she would give Jason the brick wall made of titanium. Someone needs to catapult Dani into a brick wall made of titanium. Dani starts picking on Amy, but then stops to tell her she loves her. Amy says she expects people to hate her, and they don't know how much it means to her that they don't. Danielle says that they accept all of her. Oh shut up Danielle. God is she a clown. Dani, if you're going to be a phony, you can at least act the slightest bit natural. They're talking about each other's "quirks". Jason says he can't think of anyone's right now. My brain explodes with quicky overload goodness. Danielle tells Jason that when he thinks he's right he thinks he's right. Jason tells Dani that she does that too, but Dani says that she'll shut up. Where was I when Dani did the shutting up? I wanna see Danielle shutting up! Fuck, I always miss the good stuff.
ferfelabat	Ooohh Jason is ragging on them for	#107	[-]
Posts: 1484 (09/16/02 17:46:36) STFC Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	letting him down in the food competition. He's telling them they let him down. He says it could be done and that they didn't try hard enough. He was low on food and snappy that week. See my previous post on sweets. Way to dress the girls down Jason. Nastiest I've ever seen him be. And the room goes silent. Amy says she ate until the buzzer. He said "I know that. Some things could have been done and others couldn't have." And he notes that Dani isn't looking at him and she swears she's not mad. J says he would never have given up. He would do it. Damn if Dani doesn't look like a two year old that just got sent to the corner. Amy is sorry about the Haggis. And she ate the poi til the buzzer rang. Jason is NOT going to let this go. That week of no food will haunt him for life. He says he looks at nothing as an impossibility. He just compared the dozen twinkies to Haggis. He says there have been lots of moments in the house where he's wanted to say something about how much the house load of losers brought him down and he said nothing. he says he doen't like it when things bother him, but they do. He holds back a lot of things. He says it's not good to let you guys know that I'm upset with you. And, I force a smile. I literally could have just let you guys have it at that moment. You don't know. I was being calm. I literally just wanted to be left alone. I wanted to shut the door. It's over. D: Why Dwell on it. J: That day if you asked me one more time if I'm ok. and I just didn't want to be asked again. and I kept getting madder and I was just tired of being asked. When I'm listening to music - I'm in my own little world. Oh these chix are whipped. Jason CHASTIZED them. Monster. Dani is chewing her nails off. Lisa is buried into the Sofa so far I think she is going to come out the back. J is on speed or something. Everyone apologized for letting J down. And J said he shouldn't have had to apologized for being mad. Spoiled rotten brat - but we knew that. Oh dead silence for a few. Shut the F up Dani -- for god's sake let the boy bitch. BB: Daniel. Please go to the DR. Thank you BB. They are calling the dogs off Jason. A wants to know what time it is. 6:43 - Where is the food Jason goes to the WC. L and A are whispering about J's outburst. Amy is laughing her ass off. She's having flashbacks to brussel sprouts and her parents saying "EAT IT!" I love Amy. Amy is starving. Feed that girl. Jason's back. A and J are cold. Lisa is running a fever. Amy say's Lisa should take some Dayquil. Silence. Posting
mskick	6:30	#108	[-]
Posts: 27 (09/16/02 17:56:58) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jason whining about the food competition. He just said, "I could have been a jerk about it." I think he is being a jerk about it now, but not on purpose. Anyway, at the beginning, he was talking to Dani about her not allowing him to finish a thought when they are having a discussion or an argument. She looked shocked and then looked at the floor while he was talking to her about the food thing and he thinks she's mad. She says she's just listening. He keeps saying, we don't have to rehash this anymore, and then KEEPS TALKING ABOUT IT. I hate to say it, but, shut up, Jason. Yes, it is over and one with. Take your own advice and move on! Note: Dani is dressed nicely, but that damned fuschia robe is next to her on the couch. Huh? Oh, nevermind. It's just a blanket. D. to the diary room. Hammies smell food of some kind. J. left and A and L are laughing about how pissed Jason was about the food competition. He's back. They want their food, and Amy is singing about it, so FOTH. Now they are talking about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. J to the DR. I expect the girls to start dishing about J's anger about the food comp. Yep, here we go. They are on the defensive now. OMG! Amy just said, do you know how to pronounce this Stolicsdhjfkldsfhds (aka Stolichnaya)? Dani said, "Is that Chinese? Russian?" They're like, I don't know how to say it, sorry. Dude, I don't even drink, but i can pronounce Stolichnaya. L says the DR people keep asking if she was mad about the phone call thing and did it change her game plan. She says, she's like, no, and even if it did, she's pretty much outvoted anyway. Hee! I'm out for now.
LurkerNan	Re: Jason's Lament	#109	[-]
Posts: 720 (09/16/02 17:59:27) Slut. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Jason has been moaning and groaning about all the people who let him down during the food competition. He was angry at everyone for continually asking him if he was OK. He must have taken 10 minutes telling them how disappointed he was in the other guests, telling them they didn't try hard enough. Dani gets called to the DR, Jason gets up to get a sweater, and Amy and Lisa start whispering how awful the food was, and how they really couldn't have tried any harder. Amy points out that Lisa went for the bucket a few times. She remembger when her Dad used to try to make her eat gross foods, and her mother would say "She doesn't have to eat that!" They think they smell food in the storage room ,and they are hungry. Amy starts saying "I want my food" and it blends into a basterized version of "I want the world" sung by Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka. She's singing " I want my food, with lots of cheese, and hopefully some libations", they laugh "Give it to me, now!" BB finally catches on that is a song and not just vague whining, and we get FOTH. Come back, now they appear to be recapping Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Jason is quoting verbatim, impressive. Amy is laughing about the concept of an old man lying in bed for 20 years and then just getting up from bed to go on the factory tour. Sje said all those old people were just lazy. ( I have to laugh, becuase I always thought they were just lazy old shits myself.) Jason starts reciting the wallpaper scene, again word for word. Dani comes out and Jason asks her her favorite scene from WW. Dani says she liked the Oompa Loompas and when the little girl blew up like a blueberry. No food in the storage room yet, must be someone eating in the walls. They are talking about how Amy took the 10K in the phone challenge, and Dani keeps repeatingf that she knew Amy would take it. Lisa says at least you didn't cave for the 5K, and Dani is strangely silent. She deflects the thought by talking about how Jason took the 15K, and she kept thinking how much of a competitor he was, how he competes, competes, competes..over and over. Geez, Dani ,trying to drill the thought home to the other girls much?
LurkerNan	Re: 9:42 PM	#110	[-]
Posts: 720 (09/16/02 20:58:10) Slut. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Can you guys tell I can't type worth shit? I'm not kidding, two fingers, that's as fast as I can go. Hey, where have all the recappers gone? OK, I log on to the Jason holding court over his personal Charlies Angels, all four in the hot tub. At Dani's insistence, he is telling each one of them how beautiful he found them the first time he laid eyes on them. Amy sounds seriously tipsy, slurred words and all. Plus the fact her ass is facing the camera, and even though she's wrapped in a towel it is a White towel which makes her butt look big from this angle. (I'm not picking on her ass, lord knows mine is tons bigger, but Sober Amy would never commit that faux pas...) Dani is recounting how Roddy's first conversation with her was asking her if she understood the concept of "existentialism", and I hate Roddy even further for being a dickhead that would bring that subject up in a room full of varied education levels. Dani calls it, says she didn't have the "edumication" , and Amy points out she has much more street smarts than Roddy. Jason is sooo thankful to still be in the house in this situation, and I have to think he means the three women in bikinis sitting in front of him. (Wasn't this the point in time last year that Nicole and Will played footsee in the water? Hmmm...) Amy is happy to have left and come back, and happy she beat the Revolving Door Plot. They are going over how the plan was to eject any person reinserted, except for Eric. Recounting how they preferred Amy over Eric, and Amy is touched. Amy is telling everyone in the tub that she loves them all ; "Ah Luv Y'all, Ah luuv Y'all..." They are talking about how smart Josh was, and how nice and sweet Lori was, except for Lisa who thought she was unhinged. Ok, I think Dani is looped too, because her speech is slurred. Amy heads in the house for another drink. Lisa notices Amy's new drink and says "And Amy goes for another one..". Dani says "That's my girl Amy, go get my Diablo, Amy! Amy can't find it, and Dani accuses Amy of drinking it. Amy swears she didn't touch it, and Jason points out Dani drank it all. Dani has had at least three or four drinks, they discuss who drank what. Amy appears to have drank only her fair share today, but Dani has started with the "I love you guys" so I know they are looped. Dani says she will sleep so good tonight. She loves her housemates, lesbians love her (OK, I missed the memo on that.) Dani tells Amy to go get the cigars, and Amy goes. Dani starts telling the other two to "Bring It! Because I'm gonna to win HoH again! Bring It,Bring It,Bring It, better Bring It, because I'm Bringing it!" ( And yes, we have our It'sOnica moment! Dani"BringIt"elle in the house! ) Dani mentions Marcellus's "John", sound like Marcellus might have had an extracurricular activity, and FOTH....
LurkerNan	Re: Cigar Smoking	#111	[-]
Posts: 720 (09/16/02 21:20:11) Slut. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	The girls are all taking turns sucking on the end of the cigar, while Jason looks intently on. Amy sucks on the end of the cigar with vigor, as the other two girls chant "suck on that thing Amy, suck it, go girl!", and Jason just stares. Now he gets up to get his camera, because Dani is letting the smoke trickle out of her lips like Greta Garbo. She says it's her Roddy look of pure evil, because when he sucked on a cigar he looked like the devil. Now each of the girls is sucking on the cigar and dribbling the smoke, while Jason gets right up into their face with the camera. Dani chants " Who yo' mama?" And now the succubi try to convince Jason to suck on the Devil's Cigar. He declines. Hey, anyone question the sudden influx of alcohol? Looking at this setup and the cameraman's activity, I can't help but think Arnold is making one last ditch effort to get one of these women drunk enough to jump on Jason. Amy mentions, when Jason topples a bottle "Sugar, be careful, your drunk!", and suddenly only Lisa seems sober. They have got to stop sucking on the end of that cigar, everyone stops and stares when each girl puffs on that rod. The other two girls cheer when each girl takes a turn. They insist Jason watch each effort and not turn away. I'm feeling really dirty right now, waiting for Jason to cave. Lisa reminds Jason that she promised to kiss him. Dani is amused at the discomfort they are inflicting on Jason. I wish there was other recappers out there to confirm these activities.....
LurkerNan	Re: 10:29 PM	#112	[-]
Posts: 720 (09/16/02 21:27:48) Slut. Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	L asks D who she would have gone for in the house if Javier didn't exist. Dani says 'Roddy", but she doesn't know why. Because he's hot. Amy says he wasn't as good a kisser as "Sugar", and she knows because she kissed them both. She mentions "with tongues", but I think she just means Roddy ( although the mind boggles..) Jason says Amy's aiming to make out with him at the cast party. Jason says his reputation is so inflated that Lisa is going to be let down. Ok, I can't watch any more, Amy is going on and on about Jason's kisses....
buffyvol	Re: Cigar Smoking	#113	[-]
Posts: 845 (09/16/02 21:52:36) Motocross Slut Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I get here just in time to hear DanI tell Amy "Don't eat that! You'll die!" Jas then tells Amy to go wash her hands. She has found some mushrooms and counts all 3 of them really loud. HMMM. I wonder if even Arni is tired of all this and hopes that the girls will get drunk enough tonight to eat the mushrooms. He could just hand Jas the check, save himself the $50,000 second place and the crew could all start their therapy two weeks early. Sounds like a plan to me. I just heard DanI singing that she was going to get undressed and we go FOTH. We are back now. DanI is brushing her teeth, L is in the bathroom with her and Jas is putting chemicals in the hot tub. D just said that Jas needs kissed and Amy yells that she already kissed him and that "Shuga is a really good kisser!" Dammit DanI! She just started singing and FOTH. We come back for 5 seconds and she does it again. That bugeyed thing is "workin ma last nerve". Here it is 1:45 am, I can't sleep and I thought a little recapping could be just the thing. But NO! Buzzin DanI has to mess with me. We're back again. Oh Lord! DanI(looking like a drowned rat) is caterwalling into the bathroom mirror " You ain't gotta lie!" Poor Baby Jas! He's hiding in the kitchen. I don't blame him. Lisa just said if Javer(D's Husband) knows what is good for him, he'll just lay there while D does her thing. DanI, in the shower, just keeps whooping. and screetching. "I loves my huband" she says and we get FOTH. Ok I'm outta here. If I thought I could protect Jas from these drunk women, I'd stay around. But yelling at the moniter screen doesn't make them shut up and leave him alone. Sorry Jas sweetie. Your on your own tonight. Lock yourself in the HOH room tonight. I think you'll be safe.
MollyB2	12:50 a.m. HT	#114	[-]
Posts: 425 (09/16/02 23:48:58) Bambi Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	buffyvol, Jason should have taken your advice and locked himself in HOH! An example of the hijinks tonight: Lisa stole a shirt of Jason's. Amy then said, "Sugah, I need a shirt too." Jason gets a shirt of his for her, and when he comes back he finds that Lisa also has on a pair of his boxers -- "and they aren't even a good pair!" he protests, blushing. In accordance with the internet chat, Lisa gets Jason to give her a kiss. This SERIOUSLY sends Amy into meltdown mode. It's not fair! She got a kiss like THAT! They remind her that she and Jason kissed in the storage room. That was DIFFERENT! And they tell her that it was set-up, as opposed to hers, which was spontaneous. But it was just so HARD seeing a kiss like that! Dani's cracking up and signing something to Lisa. Jason wants to know what it is, and they won't tell, although Lisa says that it's nothing bad. Jason tries to comfort her with another hug (and kiss?), and whispers to her (which ultimately comes out, of course) that he'd give her a kiss her on the date at the fair. That makes her smile all over. For about five minutes, and then she's back to pouting about the Lisa kiss. He hurt her feelings. They try to figure out how he hurt her feelings -- the Lisa kiss was set up, Amy and Jason kissed spontaneously, there'll be another kiss at the fair, blah-blah. No, no, no. Amy is upset, and the people behind the wall know why. Dani can't figure out how the people behind the wall know and they in the room don't. Amy won't tell. She reminds Jason of something they talked about in the limo, but he doesn't know what she means. It's sad for her to be in the house and watch other people kiss. Lisa says Amy DID kiss. "I know, but that was a long time ago!" And that Lisa-Jason kiss just looked so nice, Amy sighs. "And yours was horrible?" Lisa asks. "Noooooo, not at all," says Amy. Oh my gosh, so exhausting! Poor boy. Jason points out that now Amy has gotten two kisses today. Lisa says she's jealous now. Hers was choreographed and she had to beg for it! They finally have things resolved, with Amy apologizing profusely to Sugah for bein' mean, but ....
mjforty	Once again, Everyone in the Tiki Room	#115	[-]
Posts: 162 (09/16/02 23:50:59) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Hamster Time: 12:34 A.M. Talking about Lisa fulfilling her promise by wearing Jason's shirt and giving him a kiss. Amy is bemoaning the fact that Lisa got to kiss Jason. She's jealous. Dani and Lisa are signing and Jason is getting frustrated because they are talking about him. Lisa reminds Amy that she had a sunset cruise with Jason, a non-planned kiss in the storage room and a date to the fair with a promise to kiss under the bridge. Amy says she can't help it because Jason is so delicious. Lisa says Jason may not get his shirt back. I think Amy also has a Jason shirt on. Jason said that Amy and Lisa are good kissers. Dani is joking "Mommy, Jason is kissing the beautiful Lisa and the sexy, blond southern belle." Jason says all his friends are freaking out. Amy is under her covers, saying she's not coming out because "sugah embarassed her." I can't tell you if she's serious. She's drunk, I think. She says "he hurt my feelings." Dani says "because he kissed another girl? Because don't let me bring out the 'R' word." Amy claims that the people behind the walls know. Jason seems confused as to what Amy is talking about. He's trying to get Amy to tell. Dani tells Amy to save the drama for her mama. Amy says "it's not a big deal" and to leave her alone. Dani reminds Amy she got a kiss in the storage room. Amy bemoans the fact that she wasn't even expecting a kiss from Jason so she wasn't prepared and now Jason thinks she's a bad kisser. Jason said he told her she was a good kisser. Amy reminds him of the conversation they had in the limo. Dani asks Jason "You don't know what you did, did you?" Jason says "no." Jason says "this is a guy's worst nightmare." He says this is every relationship he's ever been in. Amy goes into a long speech about how she was being hateful and she didn't like watching Jason and Lisa kiss "it was enticing." And she hates watching people kissing when she can't be kissed and it goes on and on. When she ends her speech, Dani says "I'm so glad I'm married." Jason comes over and apologizes to Amy for hurting her feelings and he hugs her and he kisses her again. Awww. Lisa starts teasing Jason about how she had to beg for her kisses and how they were choreographed. Dani is pretty funny. She's taunting Jason about how he now has to kiss Lisa because her first kiss with Jason was an internet request. Dani and Jason are plotting. Jason says "we're just telling seee-crets." Amy and Lisa are complaining that it's not fair. I think Jason will be kissing both Amy and Lisa tomorrow. Lisa asks Jason if he's going to come cuddle with her tonight. Amy's mouth drops open and everyone laughs. Lisa complains to Danielle to stop instigating. Dani says "Oh, I wish I had my husband." Amy says "I don't know if he's as good a kisser as sugar." Danielle starts making noise about her husband being all that and a bag of chips. Amy says she would never kiss Danielle's husband because Dani would tie her to the train tracks. Amy and Jason agree that they are both good kissers. Between you and me and the internet people these guys are always talking about, I think Jason preferred kissing Lisa. Aaarghh! The sound goes out. I will post and reload.
mjforty	Re: 12:50 a.m. HT	#116	[-]
Posts: 162 (09/17/02 00:14:04) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	And we're back. Hopefully, we didn't miss some really important strategizing while I was gone. And we are still talking about Jason kissing and Amy still upset. Amy is like a moth to a flame. I think with Roddy playing the part of the flame. Dani is now teasing Amy and she is not taking it well. Now Dani is saying Amy was the flame and Roddy was the moth "burned by the veto." Hee. Amy continues to protest that she and Roddy had nothing going on. Dani says "we watched it every night." They tell Amy she would go out to the hammock and they'd take bets as to how long it would take Roddy to come out there. Amy said she used to go over to the hammock to hum. Dani questions whether Amy didn't know Roddy would follow. Amy denies she knew this. Dani continues to call Amy the flame and Amy gets upset. "I am not a moth." she cries. Dani says she's not calling her a moth, she's calling her a flame. "I am not a flame." Amy cries. Dani says being a flame is good. "I am a flame, I am a flame" Amy yells to the room, arms spread wide. "No, wait I'm a seagull." Ooops, sorry, wrong play. Some talk about Javier and whether he is a good kisser. Dani uses this opportunity to say that Amy is not woman enough to handle Javier. Javier is a bag of chips, a side of pickles, the complete plastic cutlery set wrapped in a paper napkin and the Wet Ones they give you when your dish is going to be really messy. That is how much of a dish Javier is. Now Dani is talking about Roddy going after Amy and Lisa. Amy says he went after Dani, too. Danielle says no. Amy says that Roddy just went after Lisa and Amy because he was after their votes. Some back and forth about Roddy/Amy veto saga. You've all heard it before. No sense repeating it. ...and my sound goes out again. Aarrgh. We come back to discussions of where Amy is meeting men and that she deserves better. Dani is telling Amy that she should go for northern men and Amy reminds Dani that Jason is a good southern man. Dani says Jason is untouchable. Jason wants to know what that means. Dani says that anyone he has met in this house is destined to be his friend and that they don't have the relationship that will morph into a romantic relationship. Jason was worried that Dani meant he was untouchable in real life. You're only as untouchable for as long as you want to remain untouched, Jason. Put down the bible, honey, and go git you some touchin'. Lisa tells Jason not to fret. If he's feeling untouchable to let her know, Lisa will touch him. Okay, I think we're seeing a little POD, here. Lisa is really yanking Amy's chain tonight when it comes to Jason. Discussion of the age Jason will be when he gets married. Dani thinks he'll be 27 or 28. Jason says he won't talk about his exes on this show because they didn't sign up to be on this show. Amy says that she feels that the guys she's known have broken her heart into a million pieces and so they deserve to be trashed on the internet. Well, yeah, Amy, I would probably do the same but I'd make shit up. Like talk about how they slept with farm animals or how I nicknamed my ex "Speedy Gonzales" or how, he couldn't get hard unless he was wearing my panties and looking at Big & Tall Men's catalogue. That's the sort of trash talking you do when you have tens of thousands of people willing to spread your lies for you. Think outside the box, Amy. Dani says that Amy has to clear her new boyfriends with them. Dani will know if they are right for Amy just by asking five questions. Amy says long-term commitment leads to heartbreak. She's always heartbroken because her feelings are so big. Amy is breaking my heart here. Dani tells her she has to love herself before she can love someone else. She needs to build her self-esteem. Dani goes on with more of the same, you know, blah-blah-blah-Dr. Philcakes. Amy claims that she loves herself but the people that she's loved haven't really loved her. Amy talks about how a guy at her work who really liked her but she knew they wouldn't be right together so she never pursued it. She has never really loved the people who have really loved her. I think the problem with the people who have really loved Amy is that they are probably not as physically attractive as Roddy. Just taking a guess, here, folks. Amy thinks her problem is she has a really big heart. Jason says we've all seen that in this house. Amy says she would never have thought that before but now she realizes this is the problem. She just has a really big heart. I think Amy's heart is heart-sized. Her spine however is the size of an earth worm and just as pliable. That's the part of Amy that needs growth. You know, in my expert medical opinion. Looks like everyone is going to sleep. The globe has been turned off. They've done their Walton routines of saying goodnight. Amy loves them all. I'll post and come back with a final confirmation that they're in for the night. Hamster Time: 1:38 A.M. All the hamsters are asleep. Good night, everyone. I love y'all.
nancy1973	6:45 Hamster time	#117	[-]
Posts: 78 (09/17/02 05:46:23) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Sleeping hammies in the tiki room. Dani "paranoia--it'll destroy ya" gets up from tiki room to go potty. Does some stuff in the pore cam. Baby Jay stirs a bit as she shuffles off in that horrific headwrap and robe. She goes back to bed under a lump of blankies. On the quad, 1 is the tiki door. 2 is the hall. 3 and 4 are sleeping lumps of hammie. Jay and Dani are next to each other (separate beds, of course) in 4. mjforty, I am dying with laughter, truly dying. Quote: "I am a flame, I am a flame" Amy yells to the room, arms spread wide. "No, wait I'm a seagull." Ooops, sorry, wrong play. Some talk about Javier and whether he is a good kisser. Dani uses this opportunity to say that Amy is not woman enough to handle Javier. Javier is a bag of chips, a side of pickles, the complete plastic cutlery set wrapped in a paper napkin and the Wet Ones they give you when your dish is going to be really messy. That is how much of a dish Javier is." There is no way that Dani is witty enough to say, "the complete plastic cutlery set..." I will be the freak laughing to myself all day as I think of that. That may become my new favorite expression.
Bhix	Rehashing Amy's jealousy	#118	[-]
Posts: 124 (09/17/02 11:19:34) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	After checking to see that Amy is still asleep, Jason tells Dani and Lisa about an amusing thing that happened last night after they all went to bed. Apparently, Jason thought Lisa got up to go to the bathroom, and he followed her in there and sat in the green chair to wait for her so they could chat. He plays it off as not a secret tmidnight tryst (guess that T-shirt and boxers thing turns him on; add that to the sweets and crafts things, ladies.) Dani teases him about it and he tells them he just wanted to talk to Lisa for a bit without Amy being around to make it awkward. Dani isn't buying any of this, and tells them they are taking her nomination speech too seriously. Anyhoo, it turns out that he mistook Amy for Lisa and he was too far behind her on her walk to the bathroom to actually see her, and just assumed it was Lisa. So, when Amy came out of the bathroom they were both startled, because Jason was expecting to surprise Lisa, and Amy wasn't expecting someone to be creepily waiting for her in the chair when she left the bathroom in the dark in the middle of the night. Jason seems peeved with Amy's clinginess from last night and the whole counting kisses issue. Dani heads outside alone, and conversation ceases as the feeds follow her. Oh, Lisa's with her and my audio's on the wrong feed. Hrmph. Switched feeds, and Lisa and Dani are outside talking about Jason being pissy about the food competition still. Dani says she totally forgot during the competition that it impacted Jason. Why am I not surprised? They talk about how they really did try and were almost throwing up on their little black dresses. Dani wants to go bowling and see a movie when they get out. Poor Javier. Dani counts how much money she's made so far (stipend), and it comes out to 7500. They agree it's not a bad take for a summer. Lisa points out unless your Amy Crews and you add another 10k to that. She makes "Bitter Beer Face." You go Lisa. Get Dani in the wallet where it hurts. POD is workin' it. They discuss the pool the producers must have on whose going to win. They say the shows have been suspenseful for them. Dani says there were some really good live shows, and mentions Eric vs. Lisa, Josh vs. Tonya.... as an afterthought, she mentions Marcy's eviction. Yes, as an afterthought for you Dani cos' you knew the moment he didn't use the veto that you were going to dump his ass. They discuss all the times they had an opportunity to get Roddy, but he squeaked by. Danielle says Waaahhww five times. They blather on about how it was amazing to be there. Dani says Jason is the cutest person she's met in her life and that all the ladies must be digging him and we haven't even heard him sing. They discuss the injustice that is that we don't get to hear Jason singing. More bitching about no singing in the house. Lisa says it was funny how much Amy was singing yesterday and how much it bugs Jason. They talk about how she starts up a hum, but then can't help herself and bursts into song. They laugh about how she sings well but it always sounds like musical theater, and when she sings Mariah or Britney it she makes it sound like musical theater and they crack up at this. Lisa says she can't imagine life outside the walls of the house. Dani says it scares her. Lisa says she thinks yesterday was a blessing and a curse. (I am assuming she's referring to Amy and Jason's escape for a bit.) My ears are assaulted by the screeching violins for a good bit so I'm gonna post and find my new kitten to entertain me.
Bhix	12:30 HT - More rehashage	#119	[-]
Posts: 124 (09/17/02 11:30:44) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	FOTH is over, and they discuss how jealous Amy has been about Jason and impersonate her saying "Sugar" all the time. Lisa says she wasn't expecting it, and Dani tells her she wasn't surprised one bit. Lisa mock-scolds her for egging them all on last night. Lisa starts waxing inane about how wonderful the group that is left is. More RB and how they hated the mornings because they'd always have to survey what havoc he'd wreaked over night. Dani confesses that the first time she was really afraid of Roddy was when he turned the mojo on her, and she drank deep of the pools of mojo for a moment and then came to her senses. Alright. The last bit of warm fuzzy feelings I had for Dani just died with that confession. I saw her through all the self-righteousness and word-giving and the annoying unfunny jokes and the bug-eyes and I held on... and I was still okay with her winning for the one reason that she hadn't ever swam in the shitcreek of Roddy's mojo. But now... no more. I wash my hands of you, woman. When I come back from my ritual Purelling, Dani is yammering about people giving up when they are nominated and not fighting to stay in the house any more. Dani asks Lisa if she thinks Eric and Roddy will remain friends outside of the house. Lisa thinks they definitely will. Blah blah blah rehashbrowns. I am bored and Jerome the kitten is swirling enticingly around my ankles, so I am done for a bit. Really. I swear.
LaDexter	Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday to Youuuuuuuuu	#120	[-]
Posts: 307 (09/17/02 13:14:16) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	HAH! The girls are outdoor suntanning, and Jason is attending to the clothes by the blue bucket. They're discussing hot celebrities, and are now on the topic of hot rock stars. Amy is ashamed to have a love for a Cosmo Guy, and doesn't want to tell the name because it will get over the internet. Lisa suggests that she tell her, just not the house cam. Amy decides to sing, so that it will go FOTH while she tells it. She starts to sing "Happy Birthday," and nothing happens. And she admits the name to the girls. I didn't catch the name, I just thought the whole thing was significantly funny.

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