I take a 20 minute break to find something to eat and return find that Marc has lost his fucking mind. Marc is in the HRD talking outloud about models. Nobody else is there. He's talking as a little girl would to her barbies as she pretended they were real people. OH MY GOD. Someone PLEASE get this man a therapist. Even when there's nobody to bitch at, he finds something to bitch about. Giant man bitch! Self absorbed piece of crap! Sorry for all of you still on the Marc love bus, but this man has some serious issues and one of those is that if I ever see him, I WILL slap him!
Saving my own sanity, I head out to see what's happening on F3&4 at the hot tub. The remainder of the hamsters are there. Dani talking about her kids. She said her babies came out with full heads of hair. Amy said she was bald the first 2 or 3 years of her life. She was premature and didn't even have eyebrows. Gerry talking about his son being huge. 11 lbs. Lisa says she was born with black hair and lost it all and it grew back blonde. Roddy telling us he's a little sad tonight so he's going to drink a lot.
Roddy had a big schnoz when he was a baby. Dani had huge lips, nose and her ears stuck out. Amy looked like a bird. Lisa wonders where Marc is and they say he's inside in the DR. No, he's inside making an ass out of himself. They're making fun of his long DRs.
Roddy passes Gerry another beer. Jason is trying to find the highest bidder for his alcohol. Amy complains that she's not the highest bidder and then accusses him of trying to get her drunk. He pulls an Amy and says "don't flatter yourself Amy". Roddy asks if anyone ever told Jason he was hot before and Jason says no. Oh hell, I'd tell him that every day for a month at least. Dani says he raised the bar for all the boys her daughters will bring home.
Lisa is talking, but everyone is talking over her and we can't hear her. Dani says that her daughter is going to college in Mobile because "uncle Jason is there to tell her who she can and can't date". Dani saying that if her daughters brought a girl home to Jason's family that didn't know John 3:16 they'd tell him to get the hell out! Jason says nothing because this is clearly not something he cares to respond to.
Dani says when she gets home all her single girl friends are going to ask about Jason and Roddy. Jason says that Marc gets the most attention. Roddy is still under the assumption that all the AC votes are online. Lisa points out that it's online and on the phone. At least she's close. Amy says that the people she met were Marc fans. Lisa thinks people in middle america will find people like Marc (you know, gay black men) entertaining because of his comments. Well, I admit, I used to, but after 6 solid weeks of it I want to beat him with a golf club into shutting up.
Amy loves the cheese commercials. Lisa loves them too. Dani asks how many kids Amy wants. She wants 4. She goes into a huge story about it. She says 2 is lonely, 3 has that middle child thing going on, so 4 is what she wants, if she has any. Amy thinks it'd be fun to have a whole litter of kids. Dani says that when you have kids and you want to just go for a walk, you can't just do that. You can't just go out unless you have 3 weeks prior notice. She says forget taking naps. Amy says she doesn't nap. Roddy says he used to peek under the teacher's skirt when she'd walk by during nap time. Jason didn't have nap time (neither did I...we used the whole day to learn).
Gerry spews some quote that I don't catch except the end where he says "...don't date anybody crazier than you." Roddy says that being there for that long is a huge accomplishment. Gerry talking about stress at work and knowing you can just go home and when you're stressed at home, you can just go to work. Gerry says that you don't have that here because your family and your work are all right there and there's a lock on the door.
Amy saying with the stipend they make on the show is worse than being a waitress. Lisa says that they're making $700 a week right now and they're fighting over $500,000 and it's really silly (at least that's what I think she says, because Dani starts yapping over her).
Dani says that the DR looks amazing because Marc vaccumed it. Jason tells them to think about all the moments they've had in the house and know that nobody can EVER experience what they've experienced. Gerry talks about us watching them right now and something about us not knowing what they're going through. You're right Ger, we don't, but we also know that some of you make fatal errors quite often. For instant, right now, Amy just drank half a bottle of wine and is now denying it, but she's got the drunk girl voice on right now.
Gerry snarks on Amy about her first night in the tree with the big bladder comment. Dani yammering about her job and how she (or one of her friends) drank a bottle of wine every night. Yeah, it was her because she said she put on 20 lbs and Roddy says it's a lot of sugar. Now she's cut it back to just Friday nights. Dani says she drinks on weekends and from the sounds of it, it's all weekend long. She drinks when she cooks, she puts it in her foods, she drinks while she dishes up her family's food.
Roddy talking about one of his friends drinking a grande mocha frappucino twice a day and gained weight and couldn't figure out why. He said he finally cut out the 10/week of those and dropped the weight. Dani says she used to drug her husbands coffee in the mornings. She said she was worried about him falling asleep behind the wheel, so she'd put half of one of those metabolife pills in there and disolve it. She said he'd come home and tell her he was wide awake at work. Dani saying that they're safe, but she doesn't know that they were just declared unsafe by some study.
Jason talking about driving across some bridge and his mom fell asleep while driving across it (some long bridge) and woke up in time to correct the car. Amy said she fell asleep at the wheel and took out a sign and something else in two separate accidents (um, this was on the smoking gun and they say that you were drunk when you fell asleep). In one sentence, she describes 3 accidents she's been in and I think damn, if I want to catch up to her, I need to run into 3 things this year.
Jason talking about Genie in a Bottle and now they're trying to figure out Message in a Bottle actress. Gerry informs them it's Robin Wright Penn. Amy says she dated some guy that was dumb as a box of rocks and got a 14 on his ACT's 3 times that was gorgeous. He was a great football player and her first kiss. Jason is disgusted with her for displaying all this negative stuff about someone and Amy bitches that they won't air it anyway. She's officially drunk and Jason is officially not impressed with her again.
Roddy says he wore ear plugs the last few nights because of Dani's rock chewing. Lisa agrees that the rock chewing was harsh. Jason says that the more sounds in a room, the lighter they all sleep and the more sounds come from them. Jason asks if they have any eggs left. They say they do. Jason wants to do an egg caserole, but isn't sure how his mom does it. I can tell him if they let me talk to him because that's my one kick ass dish that I can bake (along with many other things). I'd be killer cook in that house because I have an ability to make anything taste good by throwing a bunch of shit together.
GAH!! More lightning and loud thunder! Not another night of this. Damn, damn, damn. I need to post and go move my car before the water reaches it and it floats away. Back in 10 minutes or so.
Saving my own sanity, I head out to see what's happening on F3&4 at the hot tub. The remainder of the hamsters are there. Dani talking about her kids. She said her babies came out with full heads of hair. Amy said she was bald the first 2 or 3 years of her life. She was premature and didn't even have eyebrows. Gerry talking about his son being huge. 11 lbs. Lisa says she was born with black hair and lost it all and it grew back blonde. Roddy telling us he's a little sad tonight so he's going to drink a lot.
Roddy had a big schnoz when he was a baby. Dani had huge lips, nose and her ears stuck out. Amy looked like a bird. Lisa wonders where Marc is and they say he's inside in the DR. No, he's inside making an ass out of himself. They're making fun of his long DRs.
Roddy passes Gerry another beer. Jason is trying to find the highest bidder for his alcohol. Amy complains that she's not the highest bidder and then accusses him of trying to get her drunk. He pulls an Amy and says "don't flatter yourself Amy". Roddy asks if anyone ever told Jason he was hot before and Jason says no. Oh hell, I'd tell him that every day for a month at least. Dani says he raised the bar for all the boys her daughters will bring home.
Lisa is talking, but everyone is talking over her and we can't hear her. Dani says that her daughter is going to college in Mobile because "uncle Jason is there to tell her who she can and can't date". Dani saying that if her daughters brought a girl home to Jason's family that didn't know John 3:16 they'd tell him to get the hell out! Jason says nothing because this is clearly not something he cares to respond to.
Dani says when she gets home all her single girl friends are going to ask about Jason and Roddy. Jason says that Marc gets the most attention. Roddy is still under the assumption that all the AC votes are online. Lisa points out that it's online and on the phone. At least she's close. Amy says that the people she met were Marc fans. Lisa thinks people in middle america will find people like Marc (you know, gay black men) entertaining because of his comments. Well, I admit, I used to, but after 6 solid weeks of it I want to beat him with a golf club into shutting up.
Amy loves the cheese commercials. Lisa loves them too. Dani asks how many kids Amy wants. She wants 4. She goes into a huge story about it. She says 2 is lonely, 3 has that middle child thing going on, so 4 is what she wants, if she has any. Amy thinks it'd be fun to have a whole litter of kids. Dani says that when you have kids and you want to just go for a walk, you can't just do that. You can't just go out unless you have 3 weeks prior notice. She says forget taking naps. Amy says she doesn't nap. Roddy says he used to peek under the teacher's skirt when she'd walk by during nap time. Jason didn't have nap time (neither did I...we used the whole day to learn).
Gerry spews some quote that I don't catch except the end where he says "...don't date anybody crazier than you." Roddy says that being there for that long is a huge accomplishment. Gerry talking about stress at work and knowing you can just go home and when you're stressed at home, you can just go to work. Gerry says that you don't have that here because your family and your work are all right there and there's a lock on the door.
Amy saying with the stipend they make on the show is worse than being a waitress. Lisa says that they're making $700 a week right now and they're fighting over $500,000 and it's really silly (at least that's what I think she says, because Dani starts yapping over her).
Dani says that the DR looks amazing because Marc vaccumed it. Jason tells them to think about all the moments they've had in the house and know that nobody can EVER experience what they've experienced. Gerry talks about us watching them right now and something about us not knowing what they're going through. You're right Ger, we don't, but we also know that some of you make fatal errors quite often. For instant, right now, Amy just drank half a bottle of wine and is now denying it, but she's got the drunk girl voice on right now.
Gerry snarks on Amy about her first night in the tree with the big bladder comment. Dani yammering about her job and how she (or one of her friends) drank a bottle of wine every night. Yeah, it was her because she said she put on 20 lbs and Roddy says it's a lot of sugar. Now she's cut it back to just Friday nights. Dani says she drinks on weekends and from the sounds of it, it's all weekend long. She drinks when she cooks, she puts it in her foods, she drinks while she dishes up her family's food.
Roddy talking about one of his friends drinking a grande mocha frappucino twice a day and gained weight and couldn't figure out why. He said he finally cut out the 10/week of those and dropped the weight. Dani says she used to drug her husbands coffee in the mornings. She said she was worried about him falling asleep behind the wheel, so she'd put half of one of those metabolife pills in there and disolve it. She said he'd come home and tell her he was wide awake at work. Dani saying that they're safe, but she doesn't know that they were just declared unsafe by some study.
Jason talking about driving across some bridge and his mom fell asleep while driving across it (some long bridge) and woke up in time to correct the car. Amy said she fell asleep at the wheel and took out a sign and something else in two separate accidents (um, this was on the smoking gun and they say that you were drunk when you fell asleep). In one sentence, she describes 3 accidents she's been in and I think damn, if I want to catch up to her, I need to run into 3 things this year.
Jason talking about Genie in a Bottle and now they're trying to figure out Message in a Bottle actress. Gerry informs them it's Robin Wright Penn. Amy says she dated some guy that was dumb as a box of rocks and got a 14 on his ACT's 3 times that was gorgeous. He was a great football player and her first kiss. Jason is disgusted with her for displaying all this negative stuff about someone and Amy bitches that they won't air it anyway. She's officially drunk and Jason is officially not impressed with her again.
Roddy says he wore ear plugs the last few nights because of Dani's rock chewing. Lisa agrees that the rock chewing was harsh. Jason says that the more sounds in a room, the lighter they all sleep and the more sounds come from them. Jason asks if they have any eggs left. They say they do. Jason wants to do an egg caserole, but isn't sure how his mom does it. I can tell him if they let me talk to him because that's my one kick ass dish that I can bake (along with many other things). I'd be killer cook in that house because I have an ability to make anything taste good by throwing a bunch of shit together.
GAH!! More lightning and loud thunder! Not another night of this. Damn, damn, damn. I need to post and go move my car before the water reaches it and it floats away. Back in 10 minutes or so.
