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The feeds continue to suck, so I'm going by sound more than sight. But at least I can hear Amy, who is currently laughing while freaking out as others threaten to pee in the hot tub. Dammit, where's Will when you need him? He would have peed and shit in there by now. Danielle asks for a warning before anyone takes a piss.

Amy wonders if Josh slapped Julie's ass. Hah. She knows him so well.

Roddy is kissing Josh's ass, saying how much of a turnaround he made the past few days.

Amy tells them their's no emmy for reality show, but told producer Jon that they deserve it. She said they've given him the material, and if he can't edit that right . . .

Amy says she hasn't had anything to eat since this morning. But she did have cheese in a can, a cheese can, and some other cheese in her hotel room. Someone asks if she's been stereotyped as a drinker, and she says she thinks that they only showed her drinking the first night. Thinking back, she might be right as far as the show goes. But don't worry Amy, all of us recappers love your lush self.

Amy is telling them the unedited videos had Tonya and Lori bashing various people, and she was proud that she didn't do that. And she's been working at offering other's water, and trying to be more considerate of others.

The shrink who saw her after the show said people go to therapy for years to learn what she learned in a month, and Shapiro told her she'd matured four years.

She's once again talking about how everyone loves Marcellas, and she found him a hot blond down in Mexico.

Jason warns them that he's going to pee in the tub soon. Do it! Piss yourself, godboy! Chiara isn't even in there to make it into some sex thing, so cut loose!

Amy has missed everyone so much, and says she told someone she would miss laughing around everyone. She says the producers told her they woke up the HG's at different times every day to keep them a little off balance.

Marcellas asks, hypothetically, if someone peed in "this", if anyone would be mad. Jason says no, because as soon as someone else does, he's cutting loose. Chiara reminds them that their bathing in dead squid and seaweed, and that pee would be the least of their problems. Jason (who obviously has to go, or wants everyone to think he has to go) agrees.

Marcellas says he's getting out because he has to pee. But then he says he's such a competitor, and can't get out.

Marc and Gerry, having to pee, both just jumped out of the tub.

Jason warns them that he "has to go the distance", but I don't think he's actually gone yet.

New dump in! Chiara stumbles all over the word disingenuous. This dump in . . . 10 gallons of slime. She goes to dump it in, but BB stops her and has her read it again. Hah. She and Roddy are so right for each other.

We go to FOTH, but audio picks up Lisa and Amy noting it's the same slime they were in for the hot tub challenge.

Amy is talking about how she found out about being allowed back in the house. She asked who came up with it, but the producer told her he would tell her at the cast party. She thinks it was a brilliant idea. Me too, Amy, me too.

Oh, the tub has a steamer underneath it keep the water warm. *pffffffffffff* *pfffffffffffff*

Lisa, Amy, and Jason are all lined up talking to Roddy and Chiara. Danielle is out there waiting for a shower.

Jason asks Amy how much Amy wants HOH. She says she just offered to sacrifice $250,000 to get back in the house, so she's not giving up any time soon. Jason was checking because he really has to pee.

Amy is talking about being excited about everyday things, like hearing the telephone ring. She didn't see any tv's at the airport, because she was in line most of the time, and then went straight onto the plane.

Amy has a story about almost being killed by a clown. Oh god, I'm glad she's back. Killer clown stories rule. She went to some poor town, and says how depressing it was. But she laughed when they went in a store and saw a bunch of BB Mexico. She read a Time Magazine, and it had an article about reality shows. She mentions Will is hosting some dating reality show (now delayed until midseason replacement). She laughs at Kent trying to sell something on e-bay, and mentions the BB2 cruise. She also tells them that BB2er's are still calling up CBS trying to get tapes, and they won't give them up. She says if they don't have someone taping shows for them they aren't getting them.

She also says she woke up every day thinking "it's veto day" or "it's challenge day." It will be really interesting to see how the HG's react to all of this. I suspect Amy coming back in will really cause some of them to think about life on the outside. Hopefully, Chiara will miss it and have the guys build her a giant slingshot to shoot her over the wall.