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Feeds 1 and 2: Josh is staring at himself in the mirror. He grabs the rubbing alcohol, and giggles like a little girl. Oh, it looks like his chest is bothering him again. Here comes Tonya and her Pigtails to get some peanut butter. She complains about the taste. Get used to it, Chesty LaRue. Uh oh, apparently Marcellas left his key AND his microphone in the HOH room. Josh continues doing whatever the hell he is doing in the mirror. I think he might be performing open-heart surgery on himself.

Feeds 3 or 4: Jason, Roddy, Amy, and Chi-hole debate "I could care less" vs. "I couldn't care less". Nominations are in 45 minutes, apparently. I pray they don't go FOTH during it. All you recappers from last season: did they FOTH the nominations? Now talking about dates. Jason hates nothing more than going out with a girl, and everything going wrong. Chi-hole went on a date with guy once... to Florida. For the weekend. Roddy is telling a story of a bad date he had once, and Josh is making faces in the background. He seems to be doing well after the surgery. Now they're in an outside lockdown. Seems like Marcellas is going to do the nominating thing.

FEED 2:

TLC sitting around the backyard being stupid as usual. Amy stands nearby. Let us chip away our souls by listening in: Tonya advises Amy to buy a perfume called Streetwear, it smells exactly like Chanel. Blathering about make-up that I miss while typing. Amy exits. Bitching ensues...

Lisa says that she's going to be put up on the chopping block and she's going to fry. Chiara has a Freudian slip when she says, "No, I'm not, then she corrects herself, "No, you're not!"

Tonya confides that Roddy told her that Chiara is his little inkblot. Sometimes she looks like love, and other times she looks like a skank ho. Alright, some projection on my part - other times she looks like "other things" besides love.

Chiara says that Roddy told her he has been in love twice in his life, he was also once in love with a woman he barely knew. Tonya restates that she asked Roddy if he was calling Chiara an inkblot. He just grinned. Chiara refers to herself as clueless (too easy a target). Tonya says she can't believe she picked up on Roddy's point of view, she's usually the clueless one (way too easy a target). Tonya is clueless about the men in her life until the relationship really gets underway, then she's more sensitive to the situation.

This year, one of Charia's customers - er, I mean boyfriends - bought her a Gucci bag, a Cartie watch, "He's the best present giver." Lisa needs a man who gives good presents.

They watch the boys play ball O/C. Tonya flashes a smile like Medusa herself. Chiara starts rambling that she's never dated men with common names. Lisa confesses that she dated a Joe. Chiara dated a Peter and Steve, but she called him Steven, so it was okay. "Steve" was too adult a name.